A "Dreme" Come True
January 25, 2018 "Welcome back to round one of the National Wreck Bowl, folks. Our reigning champion, Pat Wüfflehausen, has filled his pastry bags and is ready to attempt a new world record.
"Greg, this is obviously a huge challenge for Wüffelshausen. What do you think he's feeling right now?
"Well, he ate the same lunch we did, Pete, so probably nauseous and constipated."
"Hey, I did warn you about those samosas, buddy. Aaaand here we go! Our champ is now in position. Looks like he's assessing the area...he's preparing to pipe...and...
"A-HA! Would you look at that? Right out of the gate, he has destroyed the first word!"
"Tell me, Greg, how many points would you say that misspelling is worth?"
"Oh, I have no idea."
"But if you had to take a shot in the dark?"
"Well, I'd probably spill it."
"No, no, I mean...Uh, tell you what, let's just move on to round two."
"YES!! Wüfflehausen just manages to knock out the second word! That was quite a close call, turning the 'I' into an 'E', don't you think, Greg?"
"Only when absolutely necessary, Pete."
"Haha, sounds good. Well, folks, this is it: the final round. And, uh-oh! Look what just got plunked down on the playing field!
"Greg, it's going to be pretty tough for Wüfflehausen to misspell "achieve" with that star stamp right next to him. Do you think he can pull it off?
"Well, sure! It's just a tiny plastic pick - probably doesn't weigh a thing."
"No, no, sorry, that was my fault there, Greg. I mean, do you think he can do it?"
"Do what?"
"Right, let's get back to the action! The crowd is hushed with anticipation, and you can almost feel the tension in the air, can't you, Greg?"
"Abso-lutely not!"
"And here we go...and, oh! Oh! It looks like he could...go...all..the...way!
"YES!! Do you believe in miracles?!?"
"Well, there was that time my mother-in-law fell down the stairs..."
"And that's a new World Record! To those of you at home, thanks for tuning in, and good night!"
Reader Comments (17)
AAAAAw! Woo speled "Mary" corectly?
I totally read that post in my head with the voices of Jason Sudeikis's Pete Twinkle and Will Forte's Greg Stink. :-D
Eye kan't beleave hou aweful sum ov theez baykers boocher thee langauge. Dew ewe imagene thay doo thiss perpusfully? Maybee its there dreme two reck kakes lyke thay du. Kuld thay acheive itt annee uther whey?
Just priceless! They HAD to do this on purpose, don't you hope?!!!???
I'd say it was a "hale Merry"
You guys have the funniest commentary! Loved this!
"Hale, Mary" indeed! I was looking for a "like button' for that one.
The tension was not in the air...as much as in..."HEY! Where IS the bathroom in here, huh?"
=^-.-^=
You gotta wonder about the cake underneath.
"Take 3 cups of flower, finely siffed, Ted.. "
I read that with the voices of the two commentators from Pitch Perfect. Too funny!
Oviously commentery on the pubic scool sistem.
a la ABC's Wild World of Sports. Annnd now I'm telling my age. ;)
Wuve it!
Well that proves that wreckators just don't bother with spell check they just go with the flow lol which is scary when you thing about it.
^Mike's post up there... Totally reads with a Scottish accent! Had me literally lol-ing!
I was hearing the voices of Cotton and Pepper from ESPN8 "the Ocho" in the tension-filled final act of "Dodgeball-A True Underdog Story."
I was thinking the announcers from “Best in Show”!