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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Feb242017

Friday Favs 2/24/17

Some of my favorite new submissions this week:

 

I won't tell you how long I thought this was a sideways H:

 

I also won't tell you how long I stared at this one:

...before John finally pointed to the post-it.

 

However, I *will* tell you John spent the same amount of time thinking this was a perfectly nice cake, and wondering why Natasha sent it in:

So clearly we're still meant for each other.

;)

 

Thanks to Katelyn W., Michelle D., & Natasha P. for seeing how many of us had our coffee this morning. Also, there's no WAY that's an H on #2. NO WAY.

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Reader Comments (70)

In keeping with the theme of marital bliss, my husband had to point out the problem with Chase's choo choo., so I'm going to have to keep him.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSuBee

The amount of time I spent trying to figure out what was wrong with Chase's cake is disturbing me.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterNagzilla

Who names their kid "Choo Choo Chase"?

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterShirley

I'm still not sure what's wrong with the train one...

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMrsLittle

The only appropriate response for the last one is:

Ooh, SO close!

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterAngie

And...I just got it (the train). Wow, I feel dumb!

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMrsLittle

And what is the decoration on No. 2 in pink, fairy poop? Or pieces of intestine?

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterNic

Haha! The train one is awesome. It took me a second. Well, maybe it took me a minute. But still. That was fab. And it's not even a wreck, either! hehehehehehe. It's just a... wreck.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterHAL

Nic: pink fairy poop has sparkles so it must be intestine on the cake

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterhedge

Ok, please someone explain this to me...I understand somebody asked for a cake for their 2-year old named Chase decorated with a "choo-choo", and they wrote "Choo Choo Chase" on it? Is that it?

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterYana

At first I was wondering what was wrong with the last cake, then I read that the person was supposed to be 2 not 4. At least the cake looks good.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterNathan R.

For Nic: The pink stuff on that cake is the pink slime McDonald's used to use in their burgers. There needed to be a new market for it after McD's stopped using it.

http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/mcdonalds-finally-tells-truth-pink-slime-harmful-ingredients-food/

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJulie

You should have given a little hint... I spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to figure it out four myself. :-)

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterKathyW

Anyone else care to ask why they wanted "UGH" on a cake? Somebody's unfortunate initials, or a meta-wreck?

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterClassic Steve

Last one feels like one of those tests where you have to say the color of the word and not the color word (any psych students?)....

If it's any consolation, I was trying to figure out what kind of name or thing moure was (love yo moure???) and why the cake was the shape it was until I reread the sideways H bit a second time. Took longer than it should have to realize it was "you more" and not "yo moure".

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterbelblue

@MrsLittle: if Chase is 2, why is the cake shaped like a 4? (Don't worry, it took me a disturbingly long time of squinting at every detail of the cake before I got it, too.)

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

Ok I don't get the train one, can something tell me?? It's driving me crazy!

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterEmerald

Sad part is I also had to take a moment to see what was wrong. O_o

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMindy1

The last (4) one: freeze it (for an existential number of years), or leave it, ala Miss Havisham in Great Expectations (she would've fit right in, here), or. ....cut it in half and let the kid experience the concept of math, as in division.....I give up. Thomas never would've been able to make that curve, anyway. Can't win 'em all!
=^-.-^=

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

4 is virtually 2. Or, as my favorite 12 year old would say, "whatever."

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterFM

What's wrong with the train?

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterM

I have to say I got the train cake instantly, but I'll admit I stared at #2 for longer than I'd like to say until I read the comments and noticed the post it note, lol.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterVix

I'm pleased that it only took me under a minute to figure out the Choo Choo Chase one! For ONCE in my life I'm ahead of the game!

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSarahJ

Choo choo ckje is two two close!

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMoonfl9wr912

One or more of these things are not quite right.......

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterKyle

It only took me a few seconds to realize the problem with #3: Chase is 2, yet the train track and cake is the shape of a number 4... I think it is impossible for that train to actually follow those tracks, too.

That UGH cake, though... What. Were. They. Thinking?!?! That is a wreck on so many levels!

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterDorene

But the cakes shaped like a #2 are choo choo booooooooring.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterCBushLite

Help---someone tell me what is wrong with the train one.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSooze

Number one has some serious typeface/kerning issues.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterEoin

CRIPES!! Never mind...my dull brain finally figured it out.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSooze

Ok, I need someone to tell me the problem with the Choo Choo cake. Is it that the has '4' and the kid is 2?

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterFrancisco

My computer froze and I couldn't scroll past "Choo Choo Chase", so I stared at that cake a long time, unable to find the flaw. Then when my computer finally responded, it zipped right past the cake to the "meant for each other" comment, which did not provide a helpful clue. I gave up and restarted the computer, doomed to slowly succumb to madness.
My computer automatically opened up on cakewrecks, and I was finally able to see the missing section of the photo. Ah, sweet relief.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterNicole

#2 and #3 I got right away. In still trying to figure out #1! "I love y's more?" What makes Y such a special letter above the rest? Plus it's a CCC - caphooey!

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLisa P.

OK, which *is* it, I wonder!

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSandra

2 seconds on the last one. Just 2.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterKenkire Knight

Why 4 two? toot toot

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMichele

Number 3 is doubly delicious.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterTexanna

about .2 seconds. sorry John

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterwickedtufftrainah@gmail.com

It took me about 5 seconds to figure out the train. I feel like this is a "two types of people" situation.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJuliette

Well, I figured out what was wrong with Chase's (or is his name Choo Choo?) cake pretty quickly, but I STILL can't read what's written on that pink thing. Somebody give me a hint.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLady Anne

Maybe Chase is 42 and just never lost his innocent love of children's programming.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterAngelaS

Well of course it wasn't an H on number 2. They used the H on number one!

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterjulie roper

So, is Chase two, or four? :/ I will not rest until I know.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterAra

So.....I want to make everyone feel less....smart. Chase is 2. The train cake is 4. No? Still at a loss, darn.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJ'NaeNae

Ok, what am I missing? Is it just that the writing is on the bottom of the box rather than on the cake? Or something else?

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJodiie

Wow, is the letter 'H' so hard to write now? And yeah, it me a minute to figure out Chase's cake mistake.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterErica

I got #3 cake in about 10 seconds. If it wasn't for the post-it I would never have figured out that other one though.

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterGwen

"Choo choo Chase is 2.
But in 2 more he will be 4"
don't you remember that old nursery rhyme?

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJerry

It took me longer to figure out the sideways H was actually an I than it did to work out the problem with Choo Choo Chases' 4 shaped cake when he was only turnng 2.
I like the idea of freeezing it until his 4th birthday. After all, a 2 year old does not have high expectations of a birthday cake so will be happy with anything, preferably brightly coloured and squishy ;-)

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterCaryl

Ok, boys and girls, today we're going to learn about the number "2"...er, the number "4"... um...
So, how about those naked mohawk baby carrot jockeys? Eh?

February 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterNeeta

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