Horse (Non)Sense
February 23, 2017 Momma gave us this birthday tip
Her face stern, her hand on her hip
"When serving horse cake
"With this kind of face
;)
"Well, sonny, don't give me no lip."
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Gumdrop was gloomy and tense
Her flight was one filled with suspense
;)
With wings on one side
No physics applied
But whoever said magic makes sense?
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This pony gives no end of grief
Its texture defies all belief
;)
Missing legs, is it now?
Should we call it a cow?
Because wow does it look like ground beef.
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Ted is a unicorn with sass
His friends like to say he's a gas
;)
The life of the party
Whenever he's farty
And rainbows shoot out of his a$$
Thanks to Amanda L., another Amanda, Brio G., & Sarah L. for finding everyone's next birthday cake request. Take note, bakers: Rainbow-Farting Unicorns for EVERYBODY!
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Reader Comments (28)
The pony is sinking into the Lush Green Lawn of Sadness...
I rather like that last cake, because, um, we all know that unicorns poop magic. :)
(I'm actually cross stitching a similar design for a friend)
That last one is no wreck in my book.
"It's Party Time!" ...."tweets" Pallet, the painting horse. If her tweets don't go through, maybe she can toot them. =^o.0^=
OMG. I MUST stop eating/drinking when reading this blog!
Elephant man-like horses - weird
Ground beef horses -weirder
Aviation challanged unicorns - weirdest
FARTING unicorns - PRICELESS
Ha! Poor "Gumdrop"...I snort-laughed at that one! It also looks like Jenna had already gotten into the icing! This post is great!!!!! My step mother once served a cupcake cake similar to that top one to one of her grandchildren. I wish I had known about Cake Wrecks back then!
That last one reminds me of the time (no joke) when we were in the car & our unicorn-loving friend-to-the-world daughter said suddenly (& loudly) "Look! A RAINBOW!! That means a unicorn is farting!" When we began to laugh uncontrollably, she looked at us sternly & said, "Hey! DON'T DISS THE UNICORN!"
Well. She sure told us.
The last one is cherished and approved of by both Tina AND Gene .
I was reading the post about "Ted" while I was in the middle of eating a banana. Let's just say that I will never again read "Cake Wrecks" while eating a banana.
I guess I will just have to stop eating bananas, because I will NEVER stop reading "Cake Wrecks". You guys are a rootin', tootin' HOOT!
P.S. The horse cake for Savannah...maybe they should have forgotten about the horse and just focused on the green "savannah". Next time, 'k?
How often I say "Rainbow $hitting Unicorns" and now we have one! My life is complete.
The ground beef horse does have a cute face.
When Unicorns pass gas as rainbows, is a saying around here. We use a more common word for pass gas though.
These are fantastic!
And I'm thinking that the pegacorn looks pretty ticked off about his predicament. Could he have a more grumpy expression?
To those of you who learned today: eating or drinking while viewing this website is a serious health hazard. And it doesn't do your computer any favours either. ;)
The wings onone side is bad enough, but to add insult to injury... LOOK AT THOSE MUTANT LEGS AND "HOOVES!" GAAAAAH!!
Silly me, I'm bothered that the rainbow-farting unicorn seems to be eyeless.
Are those Ramen noodles as a mane for the hamburger horse?
Hahahahahaha...GROUND beef...hahahahaha..because the cow-horse is SOLO! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Is that just a stuffed animal/plush pony jammed into the icing on Savanah's cake? That pony cannot be made of cake!
I think the last one has a typo; it was clearly made by a baker from Boston since the customer wanted it to say "It's Potty Time!" as it appears to be a reference to the viral ad for the Squatty Potty.
Omg! I was never into horses, but I would have lost my mind with joy if I had that pony cake at age 3! I think it looks like beloved stuffed animal.
The expression on the 'ground beef' pony is very sweetly executed. She's just standing in deep grass, like a happy pony. The 'velvet' texture is unusual, but, I dunno, effective. It's the physics on that water that worry me
Did you know there was a rainbow farting unicorn weapon unlockable in a video game? I COMPLETELY forgot what game it was though....er the name of the game I mean.
This: https://youtu.be/LqL4DRZ2EkA
I liked the last cake lol. Eating all that lovely frosting would definitely give me a sugar rush for days. At least the unicorn looked like a unicorn lol.
're the rainbow unicorn. Please watch this YouTube to understand more: https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q
It's been a little while since I got a true snort while reading this blog, but the rainbow-farting unicorn's poem (or limerick?) did it for me! It also reminded me of a limerick from my youth (I'm embarrassed to say):
There once was a young man from Crass
Who had his balls made out of brass.
When he knocked them together, they played "Stormy Weather",
And lightning flashed out of his a$$
Trust me, this is super funny at 1:30 in the morning during spring break.
Great selections, and even better poetry, Jen! Thanks, I needed that.
Am I the only one having Artax flashbacks from that horse cake??
I think the beef pony is actually pretty cute. It looks like a stuffed animal or a pinata. But why they keep trying to make one whole design with cupcakes I'll never figure out.
I assumed the pony on the cake was supposed to be a Shetland pony — you know, the ones with the absurdly short legs? If so, good job by that baker!