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What's a Wreck?
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
October 26, 2016
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Reader Comments (32)
This is actually an homage to the leech scene in 'Stand By Me' - Wil Wheaton would be honored.
Have these people never SEEN turkey?
That can not be an accident. Someone must want to get on cakewrecks.
This reminds me of the Texas saying, " Happy as a dog with two... ", er, you know.
They knew exactly what they were doing ;) I refuse to believe anyone could be that blind. If not, than that person needs to be taught anatomy ASAP.
Wonder if his (?) nose spits?
Looks like the decorator grabbed all the extra pieces in storage and used it on the cake.
Who nose what evil lurks in the hearts of men...
@marilyn: There's another saying..."Too dongs don't make a wrong." (You know, like in "ding dong").
=^-.-^=
@SuBee:
"Who nose what evil lurks in the hearts of men..."
The Shadow of the Schnoz!!
That was supposed to be "two" (..experiencing technical difficulties. ) Please don't stand by......
OMG! You can't unsee that! Howling with laughter!
The, er, base is bad enough. But the top? Why, WHY????? They can't tell me they don't see it!!!
His mouth not be happy to see you but his nose sure is!
ROFLMAO
I wonder what happens when he gets the sniffles.
How did they get the "nose" to look like it is made out of a plushie...wait, I don't want to know.
How long before it's banned on Facebook, though?
That...that has to be deliberate. It just has to.
But it looks like it already did.... get off. And then tried to get away mowing down any poor worm that got in his way.
NONONONONO..... What is WRONG with me????
I should know better by now to not be eating or drinking whilst viewing cake wrecks...especially when forewarned... but here I am, with Dr. Pepper all over my keyboard!
😂😂😂@Get it off! Getitoffgetitoff!!!
The cake is wrecky penis, blah blah blah....
Jen, I applaud your restraint. So many puns....
Getitoffgetitoff!!!....
That's what HE said.
How about: "Ahh, I'll never forget old phallus face.." ?
Hahahahaha Kim S! The Stand By Me reference was the icing on this awesome post! 😂👏
Aubs FTW!!!!!
all I can think of is that line from Spaceballs: "good Lord, what [is that thing] coming out of [his] nose?"
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN.... CANNOT BE UNSEEN...
Eeeuuwww!
'Right, who ordered the d1ckhead?'
I'm having a hard time believing that this was UNintentional. :)
Lmao even my hubby took one look and said nope not saying what that looks like. Bwhahahahahaha cannot stop laughing.