The Poo Wang-ian Tradition
November 23, 2015 Ahhh, Thanksgiving. A time of giving. A time of thanks. A time of family, food, and, of course...
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DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS
...inappropriate turkey cakes.
By now Turkey Poo Wangs are as much a part of Thanksgiving as candied yams and Uncle Jerry's drunken rants about "kids these days," so it's nice to see bakers continuing the tradition:
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Bored Poo Wang
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Angry Poo Wang
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Chilly Poo Wang
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Trying-To-Look Innocent Poo Wang
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Extra Poopy Poo Wang
And:
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Not-Fooling-Anyone Poo Wang
So this Thursday, let's be grateful for ALL of life's goodness and blessings.
Including the humble Poo Wang:
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Long may it wave.
Or... serve.
Wow, I just can't make that not-dirty, can I?
Thanks to Stacey M., Afton N., Jen W., Sarah B., Candice W., Leslie G., Andrea S., & Candice B., for keeping the fowl commentary to a minimum.
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Reader Comments (30)
And this is why pie is served that day and not cake O_o
Another preschool fingerplay from the recesses of my cloudy mind:
I have a "turkey," big and fat.
(Make a fist with one hand-thumb Out for "turkey's" head)
He spreads his "tail" and "walks" like that.
(Spread out fingers of other hand to make a "tail" for your "turkey head" hand)
His daily "corn" he would not miss.
(Poke with thumb at "floor")
And when he "talks," he sounds like this:
"Gobble, Gobble, Gobble"
And remember, boys and girls, you want to make a "turkey" who really enjoys his "corn," not a chilly Poo Wang.
And now we know why God, in his mercy, gave us pie for Thanksgiving. It all makes sense now. (BTW, Chilly and Trying-to-Look-Innocent are really hideous!)
Hee! Facebook is totally going to censor this.
Ha! Hysterical! I'll be waiting to see if Facebook decides this is inappropriate... LOL
No2 is an Anaemic turkey poo wang.
Ahhhhhh, SuBee! I must now get the drunken family members to do this on Thursday.....with video! Shall be loads of fun. :)
No 3 is an anaemic turkey poo wang
The second one doesn't look quite like poo.....it is more indicative of a male appendage....
Good to see the Poo Wang Clan back in action.
I had to google image search to see if it is even possible to make a turkey cake that didn't have a poo wang. apparently it is possible.
The Annual Cake Wrecks Poo Wang Parade is one of my favorite Thanksgiving traditions.
Jen, LOVED the comments ... and when they are piled one on top of the other (did I REALLY say that???), they are absolutely hilarious!
Thanks for much-needed laughs today.
Most of those don't even remotely resemble turkeys! If not for the context of the post I would not think that Chilly, Innocent, or Extra were supposed to be turkey cakes. These wreckers aren't even trying anymore.
So if a turkey is spread eagle is it called spread turkey?
And what's with the maple leaf on bored poo wang? Is he for Canadian Thanksgiving? Is that why he's bored? Is turkey even a thing for Canadian Thanksgiving? Or is that the fig leaf to cover him up?
And I agree, angry poo wang does look anemic. Quick, someone get him some iron supplements! Stat!
I love the annual Cake Wrecks Poo Wang Parade so much better than Macy's. My family will be having apple, blueberry, cherry and pumpkin pies (and probably Italian pastries because we're Italian and, yeah, any reason for Italian pastries) and, thankfully, no cakes.
This is a PSA for all you Toms out there who might not know the dangers of stuffing your "bird" into an unclean oven. Incidence of Gonorrella, or Drippy Wang Syndrome (DWS), is rising faster than a self inflating trouser baguette. You'll recognize it by the typical fowl discharge. That's not gravy, boys and girls! But it can be prevented. Don't get your yams in a jam, use protection! May I suggest the Reynolds oven bag? It lets you heat your meat to a cozy and safe 160 degrees without fear of contracting DWS. Available in the bakery department.
Poo wangs Bwahahahahhaaha
Awwww.... I was hoping to see a TURDIS for Dr. Poo (Wang) Day!
@Kim - what a great idea!
So I work for a small grocery store chain and we recently received an email from HQ asking to make sure that all turkeys that appear like those above be removed and redecorated. A customer had written in saying they were going to submit pictures of the offending turkeys to Cake Wrecks. Congratulations, you have achieved threatening status!
Some of them look more like turd-keys to me. :/
It amazes me that people go to such lengths to make gross looking food. I would think they'd be better off making plain sheet cakes with no decorations - at least then customers would think, "Hey, that looks edible!"
Always love the poo wangs. I completely lost it at the chilly one
Jackwire, you win the internet today.
@Kim: PLEASE post a link to this video after the holiday. I gotta see that!
I have one word for Mr Angry: steatorrhoea
Definitely getting a pie for Thanksgiving. Way too many poo wangs out there lol. Scary and hilarious and also glad I am in no danger of getting one..phew.
No.3 is NOT a poo wang! It is just a wang! (Is that better? No, especially when the colour is so realistic.) The really tragic thing is that the feathers have been done so well - and then the middle bit ruins it. No wonder he's angry!
To Wang Poo, Thanks for Everything. --Julie Newmar
Come on, now, surely I wasn't the only one who thought that.
I *swear* #6 is something I just picked up after my dog. It looks identical! Which is.... gross. But I guess Turkey Poo Wangs are just a a thing now. It's grossly funny.
'Poo Wang-ian' sounds vaguely Star Wars-ish.