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Mar292012
Sheep Who Must Not Be Named
March 29, 2012 ;)
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Thanks to Kellee W. for making the dark lord look sheepish.
March 29, 2012 
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A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
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Love this This + That = WHAT series! Too funny!
I feel the need to use this as my identifying photo across the internet.
I am also unable to decide if I should laugh or cry. It is...
magnificent.
I just want to know who was brave enough to put that bunny bonnet on the sheep who shall not be named.
That's horrifying, in a morbidly fascinating kind of way.
Checking cakewrecks is part of my daily coffee break, but the last two days this blog has terrified me! Why? Why do these cakes exist? ...why...*shudder*
I don't know if I can ever watch Shaun the Sheep again.
Oh Sweet Cadbury Bunnies! I think that thing is going to eat my face off!
(all it needs is a cigarette to be complete!)
Cake of the baker, unwillingly given. Talent of the decorator, willingly sacrificed. Cash of the customer, forcibly taken. The Dark Sheep shall rise again.
I THINK it's the teeth (and the eyeballs) that make the sheep look so bad. I know it's the teeth. The fact that my eyes start to water when I look at the eyeballs suggest they might have something to do with it as well.(Just put the picture in paint; it's not nearly as creepy without the teeth.)
And who knew that Lord Voldemort had a sheep nose?
I thought it was quite a good rendition of the sheep from the Pixar short called Boundin'.
http://www.pixar.com/shorts/bdn/index.html
Voldemort's pet or Polyjuice Potion gone wrong?
Oh my God. Stifling those hysterical giggles at work was hell. Will. Not. Look. Again. Ugh.
Don't buy into the hysteria and call it "Ewe Know Who." It's just a sheep. Call it by name -- "Wooldemort."
Who knew sheep had giant chiclet teeth??!
Methinks this should be served on (Florida) Gov. Scottdemort's Easter table. I wonder if he would recognize himself in it?
O_O *shudder*
Why, oh why, do people do this? Have they no self respect at all? LOL :)
What the bloody hell is that?? The teeth...the teeth will haunt my dreams.
It's a face only a mother could love!
zoomom WINS!
♪Mary had a zombie sheep,
Sheep Who Must Not Be Named,
Mary had a zombie sheep
Whose daily meal was braaaaaainz.♫
Zoomom wins.
OMG The teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am booking an appointment with my dentist NAO!!!!!!!!
I just barely swallowed a scream. I need a Weasley to feel better.
Wow, Happy Easter, huh?
Nothing quite says, "Hosannah, Christ has Risen," like a voldemort bunny cake!
Dear lord, that thing looks like it'll turn ME into shishkabob-that is one horrifying cake D:
The sad part is...I would totally buy that cake as a joke for a friend. Especially if I'd just promised to make an unholy sacrifice in exchange for a big favor.
I bet the baker thinks this looks awesome. I'm going to have nightmares over this one.
Oh, god, my nightmares are going to have nightmares....those eyes, and those TEETH...now I know how Red Riding Hood felt
zoomom and Sharyn for the win!
On some weird level, I find this one strangely compelling...do I need therapy?
Have you seen the movie 'Black Sheep'?
"An experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into blood-thirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling New Zealand farm."
It's brilliant!
I. Can't. Stop. LAUGHING!! That is one of the funniest cakes you have ever posted! Zoomom's and Shrayn's comments just make it better. :D :D Haha "Wooldemort" *snorts*.
The bulging blue eyes make me think this might have started out as a Serta sheep.
That is Voldemortifying.
Arrgggg! I can't decide wether to be saying awww! Cute... In a mutant sheep way. Or, AhhHhhhh! Run from the mutant sheep!
*Rubbing face in frustration*
To quote a fellow poster from a couple days ago, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... (pantpantpantpantpant).... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
FENTON! it's Fenton!!!!!
http://www.tomsmithonline.com/freestuff/oddio/SF01_Sheep_Marketing_Ploy_128.mp3
@Muria, you mean, "...look so baaaaad."
@Sharyn, you outdid yourself there! *wiping tears from eyes* That was too funny! *blowing nose* How do you come up with this stuff?
OK, now that I've got Wooldemort, I have to fill in the rest of the sheepish cast -- Baaaaan Weasley, Hermione Grazer, and Hairy Cutter -- The Boy Who Clipped.
@zoomom -- brilliant
Oh, that cake is a baaaaadddd rendering of a sheep!
The person who bought this got fleeced!
I want to pull wool over my eyes so I don't see this!
I feel suddenly sheepish for commenting
(EXCELLENT zoomom!!!)
The horror - the horror!
This Cake == Nightmare Fuel
Love me some Timmy! And the next time my six-yr-old and I watch Harry Potter and he asks me if Voldemort is the bad guy I can say "No son, he's not bad, he's baaa-aaaad."
But, what are those blobs on it's back and leg? Is it growing? Cancerous? About to perform mitosis?
My three-year-old (perhaps correctly) identified this as a "skeleton-rabbit-sheep." Yes, honey, it is.
One of the great posts! Zoomom for the WIN!
I've never laughed so much out of sheer terror.
Haha, "sheer."
It's a Deathbleater (TM)!
Alternatively, it could be the Gruffalo in a sheep suit. Wearing bunny ears.
I'm scared.
The sad thing is, someone put in a lot of work on that. Perhaps if they had used a colour, it would have been a bit less scary looking...
Or not.
How can people make stuff like that? You would think it would be EASY to make a sheep.