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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Monday
Jan142019

What John Does When I Tell Him To Write A Post

I told John it was his turn to take the wrecky wheel, and in response he sent me these pictures.

::deep sigh::

So here we go.

 

And now...

John Photoshops Bad Star Wars Cakes Into The Wrong Scenes Just To Mess With Jen

Grrrr.

 

STOP IT.

 

Honestly an improvement to this scene. Ha! JOKE'S ON YOU, JOHN.

 

Thanks to Amanda, Jessica D., & Anony M. for giving us all a baaaad feeling about this. And also making me crave a flaming BB-8 smore cupcake for some reason.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Reader Comments (22)

But John - we miss your stick figure posts/comments. It has been way too long since the last one.

January 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMaureen S

HAH!

January 14, 2019 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

1) Wow! That CAKE WRECKS.com stomp really laid out that stormtrooper, didn't it?
2) Guess we better rename him BBQ-8.
3) It would have been even better if that had been Jar-Jar Binks' head instead.

January 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMike

Given some horns, that Yoda would make a halfway decent Shrek cake.

January 14, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterwendelenn

Is there a place to buy BB-8 smore cupcakes? Or a recipe? Because I have a houseful of nerds who would demolish those!

January 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterRebecca

So good! Thanks for the morning laughs.

January 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

You are geniuses. I am grateful to live in a world in which you have a bog about stupid cakes.

January 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterDiane

Yoda has taken a "Salad Fingers" turn in those last two pics...

January 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterDee

Stephen Wright + Yoda = today's third wreck!

January 14, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterfseel

That guy in the last pic looks like Dennis Hopper. (NO, not the one in the middle!)
=^-.-^=

January 14, 2019 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

I haven't laughed that hard in a long while.

January 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterFran

BRING ME THE HEAD OF YODA!!

This was the laugh I needed today. Thank you both.

January 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterLaura P.

Hah! It's Dobby the house jedi 😂

January 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterTanya

Yoda looks like Dobby the elf after a long night of partying.

I kind of thought the last one was a green Dobby.....

January 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJo in OKC

Is it just me or does that "Yoda" look more like a really green Dobby?

January 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMamapajama

I don't think that's Yoda. I think that's Clem from Buffy.

January 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie

#5 Yoda and Dobby's 'love-child'.

January 14, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterrocketride

That was hilarious!! :D

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

I think "Yoda" was an attempt at making Glumshanks from Skylanders

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterCyndi

Perfection!! Please do more of these-hilarious!

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterEllen P

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