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What's a Wreck?
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
September 19, 2018;)
Reader Comments (12)
A cake for Dorian Gray. perhaps?
Okay, I want—no, I NEED—to know the backstory.
Hmm, Satan? Well, isn't that special.
The sad part is that the cake is pretty decent looking...I hope it was devil's food. :P
"It's 'Sateen,' actually..."
Because I am of a certain age, my first thought was, “wow, a baby shower
cake for Rosemary’s Baby!” Come to think of it, that’s actually my only thought.
All I can hear in my head is the old SNL church lady saying, "Well, isn't that SPECIAL!?"
=^-.-^=
Oh, please tell me that's devil's food...
This made my son laugh hard enough to drop his mouse. =-)
I have so many questions...
Nicely executed, correctly spelled, a true rarity!
And suitable for so many events!
* The inexplicable promotion of that middle-management-jerk-with-no-people-skills!
* Congratulating the teen who spent a year watching pointless youtube clips but somehow got great grades!
* Send it to the sadistic creep who abused children but was deemed "unfit for trial" and released!
* Not to mention celebrating any kind of deal or agreement with any person or company named Lucifer (or any of the other names of the evil one)!
Best yet, ...send it to the wreckerator who ruined your wedding cake last year but somehow suddenly has a website full of really gorgeous cakes and positive testimonials...
Are they going for a backhanded compliment here? Like, “you’re so gorgeous you must had a pact with Satan” kind of thing?
Lol I am dying here just coming up with thoughts as to why this cake came in to existance. I really would love to know lol.