Whatever Happened To Sprinkles?

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[Kermit flail] "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!"

"Hang on, babe, I'm coming!!"

[STOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMP]

[STOMP]

[STOMPSTOMP]

[STOMP]

"There. It's ok, Sweetie, I got it. You ok?"

[sniffling] "I think so. Thanks, Jen."

Thanks for the summer "fun," Stephanie B.

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Comments

[Shirley]

…and to ADD to the "fun"; That , I believe, (correct me if I'm wrong) is supposed to be a piece of watermelon, with added protein.

[sendingtheclowns]

That was unnecessary .......he/she/it couldn't have eaten much.
Maybe just a PINCH......
=^-.-^=

[Mindy1]

Hehehehehehe

[Al the K]

Yes! Get that horrible cupcake cake away from my beetle RIGHT NOW!!

Even worse, I just now realized that's supposed to be a slice of watermelon. I think.

[Mike]

Something about this cake really bugs me.

[Sandra]

OK, there's a Staghorn Beetle . . . looks scary but is basically harmless . . . but what on EARTH is the rest of that stuff??!!

[Kebekgirl]

Watermelon... Wow...

[Steph]

"whatever happened to sprinkles?" sounds like the title of the worst children's book about a cat EVER!!!!

[Cheese]

I didn't properly notice the bug at first, because it seemed to fit in with the typical levels of awful that CCCs always bring to the table. I was wondering why this cake had a post to itself with all the flailing.

Then I realized.

[Arlene Marie]

When the "watermelon" attracts a huge beetle time to run for the hills. That isn't summer fun to me unless you want to practice early for Halloween lol.

[Brandi]

BWAHAHAHAHA. So needed that laugh: "[sniffling] "I think so. Thanks, Jen."

[JMixx]

I can hardly see through the tears to type. What got me was the [STOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMP]

[STOMP]
[STOMPSTOMP]
[STOMP]

Which is the correct answer to any insect that size.