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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Thursday
Sep072017

I Think I Get The Picture

"Hi, I'd like to order a monkey cake for my son, but I want to make sure there won't be any mix-ups like what happened last week."

"Oh? What happened last week?"

"Well, I brought in a reference for my nephew's monkey cake - a paper party plate -  and you guys just took a picture of it and glued the picture to the cake!"  

 "I see. And that's bad because....?"

"Because I just wanted the monkey! Not the paper plate!!"

"OH! Oh, yes! Of course. Sorry, I thought that was some kind of a pun."

[silence]

"So...look, this time, just to be extra clear, I brought you a picture of the actual cake I want you to make. Here:"

 

 

"So you want a cake that looks just like this?"

"That's right, a cake that looks JUST LIKE THAT."

[silence]

"I think we can do that."

"Good. Thank you. I'm so glad we got that cleared up."

 

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Poor 2nd Devon. (Or is that 2rd Devon?) Although I guess it IS kind of fitting that the Devon copy gets a cake copy (complete with copied candles!). Hey, how much do you wanna bet his presents were all just pictures of toys? :D

 

Thanks for the monkey business,  Kee & Erin M.

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Reader Comments (9)

Edible paper:because actually giving the customer what they want is hard.

September 7, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterTB Tabby

How do these people remember to breathe??

September 7, 2017 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

Wow. What a lot of DENSE wreckorators are out there! These cakes would probably be sadder for the parents than the kiddos, but still..... paying $$$$$$$ (ANY $$$$$) is a travesty of bakeyness!

:-)

September 7, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMaryO1230

This kind of stupidity needs to be a firing offense. I know people who got fired over way less than this.

September 7, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLaTrayvonne

I wouldn't worry a whole lot about Devon (the 2nd).....he probably can't read too much, yet, and would be THRILLED to put his face print in the cake...Trust me; they're not picky......... Let's call it "Clean up on aisle Devon! Stat!"
=^-.-^=

September 7, 2017 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

I can almost hear it... "I had to make that cake last week and it was soooo hard! How bout we just put a picture of the cake on this one?"

September 7, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterRenee

"It could've been much worse, you know. They could have been sold!"
("No. ...no way.")
"Are you sure!?"
("Look in the dumpster out back...")
=^~.-^=

September 7, 2017 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

Am I the only one that reads 2rd as Turd?! This was a golden post!

September 7, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterAli

wow thats an ugly monkey

September 9, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterbob saget

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