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What's a Wreck?
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
September 26, 2017
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Reader Comments (31)
AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH :O
So that's what happened to Grandpa!
Not many things make me gasp but this one did. I can't even.
Alright, now....no need to panic....(I hope).....it's just a garden gnome, yeah, that's it....being prepped for surgery.....to have ...uh....a few things removed....
Can we start with that PHOTO?
=^o.o^=
Ahhhhhhhhhhh! (deep breath) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Curly looks like he is bearing down to deliver something of his own.
I think there is a diaper change needed in the near future.
Perfect Mashup Jen! And to the Baker, As Curly would put it: Why I oughta Murdelize ya!...Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk,
Why did someone poop on its head?
Oh, great, new nightmare fodder....*proceeds to the screaming section of the crowd*
:face:palm: Slightly horrified....
An Oompa Loompa? With bizarrely large fists. Holding his breath. Or possibly making #2?
It's a changeling, definitely a changeling!
Oh my goodness!!! Thats actually scary lol
Looks like a member of the "Lollypop Guild"!
What the nyuk?!!
I hope they delivered that, um, baby via c-section, because that head is HUMONGOUS!!!
Mmmmmmm!! Can I have a piece of one of those shiny, rosy cheeks? Face-cheek. I'm asking for a FACE-cheek.
You have GOT to be. KIDDING!!!!
For once, a baby cake I wouldn’t mind slicing into.
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
[deep breath]
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Someone pass me a tissue? I'm crying here!
This is one of the most accurate depictions of "If ____ and ____ had a baby" ever created.
It looks like somebody knocked over a cheap garden gnome.
This has got to be intentional. Isn't it intentional? Please tell me they meant it to look like... omgosh... I can't even...
*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuughhh*
Oh I am dying here of hysterical laughter. Oh the horrors of this cake and Halloween isn't here yet lol.
As usual, the proportions of that...that...thing bear no resemblance to a baby. Is it perhaps the eighth dwarf foretold of in J.R.R. Tolkien's little known work, " Schneewittchen Meets Gimli"?
He represents the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild. And in the name of the Lollipop Guild, we wish to welcome you to Cake Wreck land!
Apparently, the baker was trying to upstooge, er... I mean upstage other baby cakes.
That cake is serving some Verne Troyer Realness up in here.
Cheers!
Storm
Oh my (George Takei) Look at those mitts on that baby
Perhaps the baker was simply trying to avoid a lawsuit over copyright infringement.