Thursday
May122016
Nappy Blob Blob, Jen
May 12, 2016 Today isn't like any other day, friends, because today is Jen's birthday. Today.
So please join me in a hearty, boisterous, thundering rendition of this recently free-to-use song!
♫ Haaaaappy Bulhedoy... ♪
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TO YOU!
APP
HIIIIIRTY
BDAAAAAYH!!!
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TOOO YOU!!!
Haaappy BIRTHDAAAAAY!!!
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Dear Sugar Briiiiitches...
(That's what we call each other)
HAAAAPPY...
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Eh, close enough.
Thanks to Hailey R., Anony M., Haley B., Connie M., Courtenay V., Lisa, Lorena, & Melanie W., who all appreciate Jen's HUGE tracts of... talent.
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And for those of you who might not recognize the reference, it's from Jen's book:
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Reader Comments (85)
Hilarious as always, John (thoj)
And Happy Birthday, Jen!!!
Deep fried
with sprinkles
and baby carrot jockeys
underneat that
in green
youre' number 1th!
Happy Birfday, Jen!
Happy Bilhdoy Jen!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEN! (no wrecks here, because Jen is so speshall. :) I hope you get a huge cake, complete with penis turrets, flotsam and lots and lots of sprinkles! Hugs to both Jen and John for always making my day start off with guffaws, coffee snorting out onto my keyboard and huge smiles. Thank you both, and Jen, go ahead and blow out the candles and have the whole cake for yourself, you deserve it!
Hpapy Brtihady to you, Jen!
Hey, a study showd that you can read every word of a texte if it applies two conditions :
1. All words keep the same number of letters.
2. The first and last letters are kept at the same place.
Now, are you dare to tell us your age? :-P
When am I going to remember not to drink hot beverages when reading this blog?
These bakers would have done well to stick with the lazy version: HBD. I'm sure they would booger that up too though.
HBD JEN!
Happy BDay Jen! And many more! Keep blogging! Luv.m.
I want a Happy Bothday Banana!
Hippy Birfy, Jen!
Huppye Bethdoy, Jan!!
Birrfy HapDay!
Hapi berfday
Happy Brithy Jen! XD
My fave from above is Hoppy Birfay Jen!!!! May your years be filled with rainbow sparkle shoes, lots of pie, and crafting and cosplay to your heart's content with Jon, overseen by the kitties.
Joyous Anniversary of Your Debut on Earth, Jen!
Is it because of the bananas and whipped cream that a bath is such a rare thing that the day on which it occurs gets celebrated with (sort of a) cake?
They say it's your birfay
Well, it's Jen’s bathday too yeah
They say it's your brithay
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your bulhedoy
Happy birtleday to you
Yes, we're gonna wreck a cakey, cakey
Yes, we're gonna wreck a cakey, cakey
Yes, we're gonna wreck a cakey, cakey
A very appy hirtybdayh to our illustrious leader!
Have a Frabjous Day!
OMG, what's WRONG with me? I accidentally misspelled "John!" I'm so sorry --- looks like the wreckerators have influenced me for the worse! So, to remain consistent, please accept this apology:
I em serry Jawn!!
haPPiebridthda jOn
underneat that
spriknles
Happy berfd... No that's not it... Hiipy barday... Closer... Hapi beefday... Oh forget it. Feliz cumpleanos. I'd love to see a baker get that right, including the tilda which my keyboard doesn't offer... Have a great day.
Happy bathday to you, Jen!
I will give you a hearty "For She's a Jolly Good Fellow" in full Star Trek: The Next Generation style:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkqeXB-75Pw
Hope you enjoy your day! :)
"Nappy Blob Blob"? Where's the cake that says that?
Hippy Bathday Jen! (I know it's not one of the featured misspellings, but I totally wish it was, don't you!) You deserve an amazing day!
Hippo Birdie Two Ewe.
Hippo Birdie Two Ewe
Hippo Birdie Two Eeewwwee
Kiss a sloth for me too!
Sugar Britches-my new nickname too! Hoppy hoppy day, Jen!
Hippo Birdy two Ewe!!!!! With a banana on top!
Hapy Bief dy!
A very nappy birfay, Jen.
With sprinkles underneath.
Another trip around the Sun! HBD Jen.
Happy Bathday (in Banana flavor), Jen!
Happy Birthday Jen! May your birthday cake be all you hope for!
Hoppy Birdday too u,
Hippy birddxay to yu,
Hoby brifdey deer Jen,
Hippy berfdey too yoooooooo!
A most Happy Birthday and thank you for all the morning joy you give us!
True story: I had a coworker who would call me every day and say "Well Hello Sugar Britches"!
Happy Bathday, Jen!!
Happy birthday, friend!
Nappy Blob Blob to one of the most genuinely nicest people on Spaceship Earth and beyond!
<HUGS>
Nappy, Hipply, happty, flapply, slipply, biiirdthdeys too ewe, Jin, Jem, Jun, Jen! Eye hop ewe has Menno mores. (Good heavens that was hard!)
Happy Birthday Jen!
Happy birthday to you, Jen! And many nappy blob blobs more! 😉
Happy birthday, and enjoy your huge tracts of land!
Happy Birthday, Jen!!! I hope you have an amazing day!
Have a wonderful day!
And thank you for a blog that has helped me through some stressful times.
Huppy Brithay Jen! And I really hope you get a "double lay banana cake" from John, *wink wink*!!!
Happy Birthday Jen! May it be filled with sparkles, sprinkles, and all manner of good things! Blessings to you and best wishes for many more!
Happy Birfday to our resident Cakey Goddess! (Did you know that today is also Catherine Tate's birthday? Apparently this day grants sass.)
Happy Birthday, Jen❣ May your cake be covered in sprinkles!
Happy Binti Day, Jen! (I have a coworker named Binti. I should order her this cake.)
Ohhhhh, Sugar BRitches! That's what that says! I read it completely wrong! Sorry!
Have a happy one, Jen, and here's hoping your cake is lovely and properly spelled! Tell them who it's for and they won't mess around.
Jalopy northeast from me and my predictive text. x