Bear Necessities
September 9, 2015 Today we celebrate... teddy bears.
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But not like that.
NOT LIKE THAT!!
After all, who here didn't have a comforting...
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cheerful...
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...and completely non-creepy bear to snuggle as a kid?
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"ssssooooooooonnnn."
Teddy bears are all about childhood innocence and fun.
So hey, this seems appropriate:
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(Before you jump to conclusions, I see nothing dirty here.)
(Unless you consider a rocket-jet of explosive diarrhea "dirty.")
So here's to you, Teddy, with your weird badonk-a-donk:
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And your crazy panda/mouse ears:
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And those lumps no one wants to talk about:
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Now, for old time's sake, let's have one more Story Time with Teddy!
Ahem hem hem.
"Ultimately Maude and Ginger decided to just finish their picnic."
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"There was plenty of time to call the coroner later."
Happy National Teddy Bear Day, e'rebody!
Thanks to Currie M., Paul N., David G., Jessica N., Kimberly C., B.D., Donna R., Faith T., & Erin M. for the sudden dead end.
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Reader Comments (37)
Is it wrong I find the last one funny? O_o
Hey look, a poo bear!
#2 the "Comforting" looks like the groundhog from Caddyshack to me. Could they not have at least cleaned off the cake board?
I am sure that last cake, which is very well executed, has an entertaining story behind it. I kinda like it!
Is it possible to be retroactively scarred for life? I think that just happened...
If only the last one used Grateful Dead bears.
Is it just me, or does the "comforting" one look like the Golgothan from "Dogma"?
That first wreck is missing the ears. If it had ears it would be alllll better. Yeah, that's the ticket!
The second wreck looks like a confused beaver.
Poor little Ashlya, who got an hemorrhoidal bear cake for her birthday.
The "comforting" one reminds me of Sid from Ice Age. See the teeth?
I didn't (have a teddy bear, that is).
But I don't think I would've wanted any of these.
Gotta love how nobody is mentioning the two sets of eyes on the uncomfortable looking first wreck with the dirty board.
Incidentally, my sister once had a bear like the stuffed one at the top. We called it her "teddy in a teddy with titties" because we're immature like that.
Admittedly, some of the childhood bears and dolls that I have hung on to now resemble these cakes in a very sad way. They still look dear to me, but to others they might cause nightmares.
Haaaaa! Great caption for that last one!
My favorite part of that second picture is that the, um, "bear" seems to be slowly crawling across the board, leaving a snail-like skid mark in its wake.
The last one is very "The Far Side".
The last one just screams the question "Why?". If you enlarge the photo, there appears to be blood oozing from the right arm of the poor bear. Non-fatal wound, if you ask me, but why are the other two ignoring it? What will Ducky and Mr. Palmer discover when they get him to autopsy?
Excuse me, I guess binge-watching NCIS is taking it toll on me.
Maybe the last one is just taking a nap after a nice, filling meal.
Speaking as someone named "Ginger", I plead the Fifth on that last cake.
I think the skidmarky "comforting" one was done by a baker who'd never seen a teddy bear before and accidentally used a water bear for reference.
The bear with the yellow ruffles and blue flowers for *eyes* had me humming the immortal Beatle song: Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. I don't know why. ;-) A wink w/a smile. These bear-wrecks are a hoot! meo
AngelaS - about the "comforting" one, I was thinking the same thing.
You may see 'nothing dirty' about bear number 5, but I see the work of Vlad the Impaler, and that is beyond dirty.
That's not Maude and Ginger, that's Wanda, Mary Anne, and Earl.
Turdy bear.
I thought the one on a stick looked like a scarecrow. A very demented scarecrow.
Comforting Bear should have 'X's on his eyes and be surrounded by police tape, because it looks like a crime scene...or someone has the trots.
That last one: excellent. Yes, very Far Side, indeed. As intended, I'm sure.
Perhaps this is why I had a stuffed frog instead of a bear?
Maybe Maude and Ginger are just embarrassed that their friend is passed out cold AGAIN so they just carry on with their lunch without saying anymore about it.
That first cake is a whole different kind of "Poo Bear."
The last cake, and its caption, nearly cst m my kybard... Aw dang, te beverae I spewe as soaed in...
Okay just kidding. It also brought to mind this movie quote: "Earl... Earl... Could you please not poke the dead body with a stick? Thank yoouu!"
"There was plenty of time to call the coroner later." hahahaha! Jen, you're so funny! Your commentary on the cakes is always what makes this blog so funny! Keep up the great work of making us all laugh, and thereby making the world a better place!
The second wreck is an otter, not a bear. Surprised no one has noticed that..
TriciaL, no need to apologize for binge-watching NCIS. Isn't that what we'd all rather have done today that go to work or whatever else we did?
And now: a bear with three buttocks.
Monty Python has a quote for everything.
The levitating "poo" bear made me think of this old video.
I believe the fourth one is wearing lederhosen.
Since no one else has made the reference, I guess I'll have to:
ARE YOU READY FOR FREDDY??