Wednesday
Oct072015
High Koos
October 7, 2015 ;)
Soft evening breezes
Radioactive tampons
Lighting my undies
;)
Just clowning around
What a way to be headed
Coulrophobia
;)
She drives me crazy
Like no one else (ooh. ooh.)
Someone check the oil.
Waves of well wishes
A sea of celebration
Happy...Stan? You ok?
;)
Thanks to Maria A., Kristina K., Samantha T., & Fay K., who know that haikus are easy, but sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
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Reader Comments (47)
That first one, I can't even work out what it could be other than radioactive tampons.
Oh, viewing Cake Wrecks
I appreciate tampons
As well as Stan's butt
In our darkest hours
Radioactive tampons
Answer prayers for light
We know clowns are best
When they have been beheaded
Where is Haiku Joy?
I think I'll stop now
But it's just so much more fun
Than actual work
FYC FTW!
After the tampon cake put me in the right frame of mind, the 2nd cake really looked like some weird double uterus/ovaries/fallopian tubes cake to me.
I miss haiku joy :( these are hysterical XD
As to the first cake,
Can totally see ghost traps
But why is one pink?
I wonder if using radioactive tampons makes you have superpowers....
Stan went out swimming
No-one told about the shark
Goodbye, Stan. Goodbye.
Come here every morning for a laugh (for years!) and you guys never disappoint. Thanks!
superb! SuBee for the win! And yes, I miss Haiku Joy, too
Can't sleep
Headless spaghetti limbed clown will get me.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱
Reading morning posts
Makes my screen a coffee mess
I'll wrap...
SQUIRREL!!!!!!
Funniest Haikus ever! Both Jen's and the commentators! I'm with Tanya L, what on EARTH is the first cake SUPPOSED to be?!
Oh no! Stan, look out!
A big "B" is descending
'Pon your green-clad butt!
She drives me crazy
I'm off to drown my sorrow
That chick is toxic!
Sexy dance? No thanks
You're nowhere near the spot!
What a freakin clown.
The last one could be a tribute to Sunset Boulevard.
Why, oh why does the last one have the 'B' from Buffy the Vampire Slayer on it?!?
I came back to see
My imaginary friends'
Offers of haiku
What on earth's that cake?
Must admit I don't get it;
I am quite confused.
Oh, Cake Wrecks commenters! Once again you have come through and given me plenty of laughs with your 5-7-5 posts. Thank you so much, and thank you Jen and John thoJ for this blog!
Call me crazy, but I actually think the first cake is meant to depict bacteria expressing different fluorescent proteins.
So now we finally see what kind of cakes Joey had for his birthday!! No wonder he wanted the ducks to be heads instead of the clowns!!
That second cake looks rather Dr. Seuss-ish - but without a head. We have to get a head!
I don't want to "B" Stan...he looks like he has drown in his cake! Ok...this batch of pics I just don't get. They make absolutely no sense. Guess that's what make them so funny!!
Is it radioactive, or simply LIME-FLAVORED??
That looks like a thneed
When my teenager says he can't find a job I guess I should say at some stores they will let anyone decorate a cake.
Poor Stan! Are the decorators or Stans family implying Stans a dummy? Or has a good life insurance policy? O.O
A wrecker of cakes
Makes no match for talents
Of poet SuBee
Jen's name has but one
Lonely syllable sadly
Last line needed two
Fine Young Cannibals
Might allow an extra ooh
For that middle line
My eyes are bleeding
Confusion reigns in my mind
Wreckerators, why?
Is the first iPods?
I haven't had one like that
since 2006
They're first-generation iPod shuffles (remember those?) in bright (and apparently glow-in-the-dark) cases.
The headless clown is kinda freaking me out.
Poor Stan! Guess this was his last birthday.
As for the car cake that's mostly white space, I'm guessing they forgot to add the plastic flotsam. And the message. And everything but the pathetic corner flags and one car. Sorry, Anonymous Birthday Boy (I'm assuming this is for a little boy's birthday), no NASCAR race for you!
Vexed Muddler, I was going to say the same thing, they look like bacteria! I did an image search but couldn't find pictures of bacteria that were both fluorescent and showed the flagella. For those of you who are not biology geeks, here's a cartoon:
http://www.healthhype.com/wp-content/uploads/Prokaryote_cell_diagram_bacterial_structure.png
The only thing I could think of for the first one is a wiimote? But why are they glowing?
Even though it's "that time", and even if that first cake had the most delicious chocolate cake with belgian truffle filling, there is NO WAY I would eat that first cake, or even cut it.
Glow, bright tampon, glow!
Creepy, headless clown likes light
But drowned Stan won't see.
No stan no! swim not
The water is the home of sharks
You can swim, float dieeeeeeeeeee
There goes Stan. Poor Stan. Stan is dead.
Tampons glow, Stan is
Not waving, he is drowning,
Clown with no limb bones,
Leaking car- what next?
Naked mohawk baby dolls
Riding on carrots?
I totally thought the first ones were tampons. Then I thought they were sperm...I still can't decide.
Loved that oil spot lol. Guess they had no other decorations and just said the heck with it no one will notice lol. Ahh wreckerators. Such laughs you give me.
It looks like the customer brought a picture of a fondant covered Creeper cake to a grocery store and expected the same results. People who do that are so stupid an annoying and it's not the baker's fault. If you want a recreation of a fancy fondant cake, you're going to have to order it from a real bakery and pay a heavier price. Grocery stores can't shape cakes and they don't use fondant.
(If the customer did order it from a real bakery the first time then this is pretty funny)
You're so funny Jen
Even in the thanks section
Flux capacitor
Stan cannot hear you
His ears are underwater
Hiding from tampons.
Ok, Jen's haiku's are the best, but you guys run a close second with the comments. I'm still laughing.
Fine Young Cannibals reference and Sunset Blvd. shout out in the comments? YES PLEASE.
The last one is actually very logical if your dutch. All dutch children take swimmingclasses with a standard diploma A B and C. Stan got a b which is a pretty big deal. And no need to put anything else on it if a a dutch child will shout I got my B diploma everybody knows what it is about!