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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Thursday
Oct232014

Wedding Wrecks, Vol. 345

They wanted bubbles:

 

They got sprinkles.

Mm, crunchy.

 

They wanted this:

 

They got... this:

("Hang on, you can still see some icing. BRING MORE FLOWERS!")

 

And finally,

Jessica wanted this:

... but what she got was so bad that her photographer decided it'd be too much to have the whole cake in frame, and so focused on some guy in the background checking his phone instead:

Good job, Jessica's photographer.

 

Thanks to Anony M., Sonya J., & Jessica K., who like to think that guy is reading Cake Wrecks, because, dude, SO META.

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Reader Comments (54)

We had cookies at a party once with those "bee bees". Talk about break a tooth.

October 25, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDis fan

@AA - Dolphins *and* swords? Your wedding sounds seriously cool! =-)

October 25, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterSeabird

@hello: I think it would depend on the contract. A cake was included with my wedding package at the place that I got married, however they had upcharged me about $130 for the specific cake that I wanted because it was different from their standardize cake. But then when it was so bad, I showed pictures to the person who was responsible for my account and she agreed that it was not something that they should've charged me extra for and so she refunded that money to me. The cake value overall probably would've been closer to $500 if I'd gotten it from somewhere else.

October 25, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterErin

You would think there was NO WAY to mess up the first one.

February 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLayla

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