And After This We'll Play Volleyball!
October 11, 2012 Today's musical accompaniment:
(For best results, hit play & start scrolling.)
Revvin' up the oven
Listen to the batter pour
Maybe I should mention
Something you just have to know:
;)
Hiiiighway to the... Baby Zone
(You're icing) Riiight into the...
Baby Zone
Do these ghosts look quite right?
;)
That's certainly a scary sight
;)
You'd better hit the deck
And baby, swim for your life!
Hiiighway to the Baby Zone
This conga line leads riiiight into the...
;)
Baby Zone
You'll never look at these balloons
;)
Without singing the ol' misCONception blues
You'll never know what you can do
;)
Until you get it up as HIGH as you can goooOOOOOO*!
;)
[air guitar solo]
[Yeah, I know, it's kind of long]
[But hey, while we're waiting, what's that on Barbie's skirt??]
[:D]
Out among the pumpkins
Always where I yearn to be
;)
The turdier the stems
The more I think I'll just have tea.
Hiiighway to the Baby Zone
"Zebra stripes" will flyyy into the Baby Zone
;)
Highway TOOOO the Baby Zo-hooo-oone!
Ice into the
Baby Zone.
Thanks to Kristen, Jessica S., Britny, Rachel, Paige H., Stephanie P., Camille C., Jolly D., Whittney W. for being my CW women. (If you unpack that carefully, there's a joke in there. I think.)
* I never realized how suggestive they lyrics to Danger Zone were until I paired them with these cakes. These are the only two lines I didn't change. See what I mean?!
Reader Comments (47)
And now I no longer have a sweet tooth!
Thanks for your help with my diet ;)
I guess that first cake is a bachelor party cake. Every one of those strawberries has been iced with a bow tie and a tuxedo. Those poor little squiggles just don't know where to go.
Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire! (Huh, the whole Soundtrack is suggestive...) This post Takes My Breath Away.
Remember, ladies, this is what happens when you start Playing with the Boys. I've certainly Lost That Lovin' Feeling...
Great parody, Jen! That's why you're Top Gun!
I loved the musical accompaniment and laughed myself silly throughout the whole post. This totally made my day!
Really you never relized it?!
we used that song for the garter toss at our wedding!
those cakes never stood a chance
Wow, what a start to the day! And that volleyball scene remains, to this day, my absolutely favorite "let's just sit back & watch gorgeous guys get all sweaty" movie scenes :-)
I love the gift wrap ribbon on the pink whatever-the-hell-that's-supposed-to-be on cake #7. It makes it so much classier! BTW, today's post totally proves my comment from yesterday >^. . ^<
Best. Post. Ever.
I LOL'd right into the Danger Zone/Baby Zone (same thing to me).
Barbie's dress provided courtesy of the Monica Lewinsky fashion collection!
The little swimmers on Evelyn's cake look more like slugs to me. Either way... disgusting.
The first cake would be great without the squiggles.
Cake 6: I've never seen a sperm microphone before. But since you've provided musical accompaniment today, it's totally appropriate.
Awesome, awesome job, Jen, as always! LOVE the parody.
I looked at one,
I looked at all...
I laughed and laughed,
I had a ball....
I couldn't say
Which one the best is,
'Cause I'm not sure
Just what the testis.....
Cake Wrecks, this is zoomom requesting a flyby.
"Until you get it up as HIGH as you can goooOOOOOO!" I laughed so loud I scared the dog!
All that cake, just waiting for some Ice(man) cream.
I feel like the kind of person who repeatedly drives past the train wreck--I keep looking at those cakes in horror and disgust, but I just can't stop looking. I hope the song retreats from my brain soon.
I giggled until "high as you can go" and then I died. Then I came back to life, saw Barbie's air guitar solo, and died again. This will get me through my Thursday...thank you!
It's my birthday and I hope my cake doesn't look like any of those. I do love the Top Gun theme song, though. :)
I know far too much about Hentai for that Barbie cake to do anything but make me feel all squicky and gross. O.O
They got Monica Lewinski's hair color wrong on that 7th cake. That IS quite a wreck!
Loved the musical accompaniment. :)
I was wondering if I'd ever see my sperm ghost cake on here!
Awesome musical accompaniment!
hahaahaahahaahahaahahahahaa *draws a breath* hahaahahahahaahahahaaaa
and now I'll have the song stuck in my head for the rest of the day
Say what you will, these Wreckerators have got spunk!
(and now you know why that should be the past tense of "spank")
Emery's cake looks like leeches have devoloped a taste for buttercream. I'm not sure which is more frightening; "The Baby Zone", or leeches...
Both.
The doll cake looks more like albino spiders to me but the others are definitely some of the least appetizing cakes I've seen in a long time. Bleck.
Sitting here giggling, loving jen@deedee cupcakes line XD
Those are the ghosts of the spermies who died on the way there :3
Not going to lie, I would totally still eat that neon chocolate cake. I feel like neon colors shouldn't be appetizing because they are totally unnatural, but somehow the brighter the cake, the more I want to eat it!
Wait... I thought there was volleyball. Shirtless, sweaty volleyball...
I'm only slightly more disturbed that the name on the Barbie cake is "Addisan" than I am at the um...spunky pattern on the dress.
@zoomom "Negative Ghostrider. The pattern is full"
bahahahaha
@sharyn~ perfect addition to todays musical post!
Lolololololol XD XD XD
Gives new meaning to the phrase Iceman cometh.
This whole week has been one of those days! Just as I was about to face palm my desk this post comes along to save the day! I think the progression of laughter went something like this: giggles -> chuckles -> full belly laugh culminating in a snort -> briefest of pauses and then hysterical laughter. Can't get that damn song out of my head now....
OMG ... on Pinterest I came across a person who has 10,000 pins specifically about getting married. And of course a board dedicated to .... wait for it.... yes wedding cakes. http://pinterest.com/MerryMarry/lovely-wedding-cake/
This one was my absolute favorite! http://pinterest.com/pin/18999629648294304/
Seriously - you got to see that one!
okay, I need to post a note on my computer not to catch up on multiple days of CW - not normally an issue but I'm going to be without internet for a few days starting tomorrow. I have laughed until I pulled a muscle in my side and my jaw felt like it was going to unhinge. I nominate zoomom for the best movie quote and Sharyn for bringing it home. Andrea and Jodee really got me going...mel, oh, mel (shakes head)
P.S. I didn't need to play the video because I know the song so well. Yeah, I admitted it! I wore out 2 cassette tapes and literally wore out a cd of that sound track.
I just hope Hubby didn't hear me singing the Baby Zone lyrics! LOL! Don't worry, I'm not quiting my day job any time soon.
Thank you, cakewrecks! You have provided by first smiles and laughs for the day.
Well now I have the urge to watch the volleyball scene over and over again.. or is that just me lol. Wow now I will never look at balloons on cakes in the same way. I will just laugh and run away even if they do look like balloons and not sperm. Ah the joys of being me sometimes lol.
This whole week has been one of those days! Just as I was about to face palm my desk this post comes along to save the day! I think the progression of laughter went something like this: giggles -> chuckles -> full belly laugh culminating in a snort -> briefest of pauses and then hysterical laughter. Can't get that damn song out of my head now....
That first cake must be from a fancy prep school Health class. The ova weren't wearing tuxedos in the filmstrip they showed us in public school.
nice one. i love it
Love it
Ghosts? Noooooo, albino tadpoles! HELLO!!!