Tuesday
Aug022011
Killer Thrillers (HEEhee!)
August 2, 2011 [howling wind]
[howling dog]
[howling wind and dog together]
[plus a sprinkling of light rattling chains]
[howling wind and dog together]
[plus a sprinkling of light rattling chains]
Darkness falls across the land...
Prince Humperdink: SKIP to the end!
Oh. Ok.
[ahem]
The fowl-est stench is in the air...
"Quack."The FUNK of forty thousand years!
Give or take an eon.
And Grizzly ghouls from EVERY tomb...
Or maybe a Canadian Black Bear, eh?
Are closing in...to seal your DOOM.
Patriotically.
And though you fight to stay alive...
"Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. I'm missin'myarm, and whereismyface?"
Your body starts to SHIVER.
...me timbers!
(Or maybe that's Orlando Bloom. Hm? LADIES?)
For no MERE MORTAL can resist...
Baby Cthulhu!
Or...
... David Caruso riding a unicorn under a double rainbow!
The EVIL...
(Oh. Or that)
...of...
THE GRILLER.
MUAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHA!
AHA...
Wait.
Is that supposed to be steak?
Ew.
Reader Comments (184)
The double rainbow cake made me literally lol. I'm not sure if the 3 internet memes are enough on that cake, or if 2 more could have been thrown in.
The grilling one looks like a uterus with an IUD in place. yuck.
Cake #5: "Ah, ah, ah, ah stayin' alive, stayin'alllliiiivvvveee!"
Oh my goodness, that last one looks like a uterus with an IUD in it! YUCK! Pam W.
So am I the only one who initially thought the Baby Cthulu was actually a Baby Ood?
*looks around*
I guess so...
SO glad I'm not the only one to see a uterus in that last cake. ewww!
My husband just walked away muttering to himself and shaking his head. LOL!
WV: chexor some one needs to chexor cakes to make sure they're not as mummified as that poor, cute dragon.
Baby Cthulhu made me go "AWWWWWWWWWW!" I may have to steal that idea if/when I ever have kids.
But I will be seeing that lamb in my nightmares.
WV: jessed - When Emma Pillsbury on Glee married Dr. Carl, she got totally Uncle Jessed.
Patriotic Lamb of Death is the name of my new band! :D
David Caruso? I thought it was Elton John.
Baby Cthulhu is actually kind of adorable!
M. Dale and Anonymous at 3:46 thanks for the explanation.
They aimed for Kraken but only achieved poo slugs.
wv: usnorked past tense second person form of verb meaning you watched a strange Hanna-Barbara cartoon set under water.
OHHHH, it's supposed to be STEAK! I was wondering what a uterus had to do with grilling.
Why didn't you save this for Halloween?
Seriously, why didn't you?
I'm with S Ketne, That steak looks like a uterus with an IUD...eeeewwwww...hahahahaha
That is definitely Thomas from Pocahontas.
...and DAVID CARUSO???
*dies*
The only thing wrong with baby cthulu is the question mark after "It's a baby." I want that to be MY baby shower cake.
Now, after seeing that last one, I'm skipping dinner.
I kindof like the unicorn one ...
So much to say... Let me 'splain. No, there is too much - let me sum up...
Which was the best part? The zombie Canadian black bear, or Vincent Price in my head?
This post was epic. (Epcot? For me, not so much.)
Thanks! :)
Whats wrong with the second cake? Looks cute to me.
I honestly thought, before I read your note, that it was an IUD in a uterus. Shows what I know.
@Briney's Wifey
I thought the same thing! I also think this cake may have been made for the premier of the movie. When was that.1978? '79?
wow does cakes are quite extraordinary...
For the first one, why does it have evil red eyes?
For the second, I thought it was pretty good… until I saw that they used a flower tool for some of the scales! If they’d stuck with the circles, that would have been a-ok with me!
For the third – it looks like he has a gravity-defying mustache!
For the fourth – AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
For the fifth – That’s an awesome caption. Not an awesome cake.
For the sixth – What are those blue blobs supposed to be? An octopus/giant squid/kraken? If so, what’s that bit behind him? And wouldn’t the suckers be on the deck side? I’ve put way too much thought into this!
For the seventh – EPIC WIN!
For the eighth – ALSO EPIC WIN! I want that one! (Although, it kinda looks like the unicorn is eating his foot…)
For the ninth – It looks like a uterus with an IUD birth control device in it… next to smushed piles of poo…
You gotta love any cake that says "Congratulations! It's a baby?"
Yah, I am pretty sure I've seen that 'steak' as a informational model in the lady doctor's office.
I laughed til tears ran down my leg.
Heading over to YouTube to watch the video now. Gee, thanks!!
The griller one looked a little too female-ish for me, too.
-Barbara Anne
What I don't understand is why David is grinning such an evil grin while lifting up the unicorn's tail? Hmmmmmmm?
These are hilariously awful. I think the plastic figurine is Inigo Montoya having a sword fight with the evil blue worm monsters who killed his father.
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
Because nothing says "Happy Birthday!" like blue worm monsters on a sea of chocolate surrounding by Pepto Pink frosting...
WV: Pallbad. I tried to like these cakes but no, they are pallbad. I'm going out for ice cream.
The lamb cake has the lines from "Sheep Marketing Ploy" (aka "Fenton, Death Sheep from Hell") by Tom Smith going through my head...
Lyrics and streaming audio available here: http://filkertom-itom.blogspot.com/2008/03/sounds-familiar-sheep-marketing-ploy.html
@Jay: Carus-icorn = genius
the pink-eyed sheep is too creepy.
Must say it 's the first time I 've seen a uterus featured as a cake embellishment!
Is there a word for proofreading your cake? There should be!!! step back and take a long, hard look and perhaps the uterus with a side-order of poo-pies would become obvious!!
I liked the guinea pig cake - that was pretty cool and creative.
That lamb is just scary. I can't imagine walking into the supermarket and seeing a freezer full of those look up at me. I feel sorry for the duck!
I thought that the dragon cake was cute.
The lamb was just plain scary.
It looks like he's..
*sunglasses*
...Carusin' for a (rainbow-coloured) bruisin'.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
And is it wrong to kinda want to adopt baby Cthulhu?
Some of these are pretty funny though. I love the questioning nature of the Cthulhu cake.
Q: Don't you want a cookie cake with David Caruso riding a unicorn under a double rainbow?
Caruso: As a matter of fact, I think.....
::puts sunglasses on::
....it would be pretty sweet.
YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
The Princess Bride+Michael Jackson=epic! even without the creepily fitting cakes:) Thank you for making my day everyday Jen and John!
I think the duck is awesome.
There, I said it.
ok I only see a baby dr. zoiberg, though green. love it! this has to be one of my fave posts thanms jen! (we jens are great you know!!!)
jenzizcool
Quick, somebody order a cookie cake of David Caruso riding a unicorn under a double rainbow... and see what the hell you get instead. :/
Not only is "Thriller" now stuck in my head that last cake with poo burgers and a uterus shaped cake is about to give me a fear of grilling lol. I think the wreckerator has offically lost what was left of their brain which I suspect they would turn into a giant thong cake..sigh lol.
That David Caruso cake is actually pretty awesome.
For those of you who dig the cute Cthulhu cake, it looks to me to be based on the Chibithulhu available from Steve Jackson Games: http://www.worldofmunchkin.com/toys/chibithulhu/chibi.html
Hey! The last cake has a uterus with an IUD! Neat!
I also thought the dragon cake was kind cute in an old and starting to miss some parts sort of way but the rest of them EWWWWW... I so totally agree with fawm316 on that last one, thats gross...
Matthew M-I TOTALLY started their theme song halfway through your post. Nice job.
I kinda like the (epcot) dragon.
Everything in the middle is just weird and disturbing.
Except for the oddly-spelled-and-pronounced thing. Everyone knowing what that is and me not knowing SHOULD make me feel like a loser, but for some reason, in this crowd (because let's face it, most regular followers of this blog are after all, of the nerdish variety-myself included) it made me kinda puff out my chest and wanna pretend I'm too cool to know.
I'm also questioning if I'm just a perv b/c so many people saw a uterus when I saw it and thought "Oh god. I hope that's not what an old lady 'gina looks like. I need to stop aging. Like yesterday."
WV: loqueder When the CEP (Cake Expiration Police) saw the dragon cake they called the baker but couldn't loqueder no matter how hard they tried!
I finally figured it out! The Dragon's face totally reminds me of the horse from Toy Story.
*Ahem* Now then. Cakes bad, what where they thinking, etc etc.