Wednesday
Mar032010
Wreck Spotting
March 3, 2010 Here at Cake Wrecks we tend to cycle through cakes pretty fast. In fact, if Jen's aunt hadn't been visiting and putting a cramp in her style, I wouldn't have had to wait to post today's Wreck for...uh, nearly a month.
So first, I want you to note that today's Wreck is, and I quote, a "Custom Decoration."
See? Told you.I would also like you to note that Tres Leches is a milk cake. No fruit, no filling, just milk, cake, and icing.
And that's why this Wreck is a Wreck for women of all ages...
...period.Alyce C., don't pad the truth, now: Does this bakery's Tres Leches give you wings?
- Related Wreckage: This Is What Happy Tastes Like
Reader Comments (158)
I can only imagine how delightful it'd be eating that.
Maybe they're trying to suggest women need some cake during that time of the month? Ew.
Also, my WV is coment. haha
OMG. OMG. OMG.
Someone spilled an entire container of red icing color, and they decided that if they called it "custom decoration" it would sell anyway?
It does in fact appear...ah....yeah. I think I'll pass.
Um, it's a mitochondria, right? Right? No?
Runs screaming.....
(Jen, I'm sending you my thearpy bills)
There is no such thing as a happy period. Period!
O.M.F.G.
How could they put that on display without at least trying to change its appearance with...anything? More icing? Scraped off icing? Plastic flotsam?
-Sue, Canada
WV: whernat. Whernat gonna take it, no we ain't gonna take it...
I knew Japanese porn was weird, but this is ridiculous!
…or…
“Boobzai! Boobzai! Boobzai!”
^..^
They _frosted_ a three milks cake???
I'm not kidding, that actually made me gag. What were they thinking?
What in the name of all that's holy is that!?! I may be scarred for life...
WV: caractat - Why wouldn't you try to caractat? At least try...
um -
as we say in MN, oooh ish!
such commentary. wow.
Ewwwwwie on so many levels
That's disgusting! It looks like someone had a nosebleed on it!
aye aye aye!
I assumed it was a nipple (since it's a tres leches cake). Still, a blood red nipple is even more unfortunate than normal blood.
Ewwwww. Just...ewwwww.
But a bitter revenge type cake to serve up to some unsympathetic (and unsuspecting) guy pals
WV: inshe. Yeah, not even going there with that WV!
Oh, my, if that's what I think it is, that is truly vile! I think I've lost my cake appetite for at least a few minutes.
I'm assuming that the complete lack of comments at this point in time is directly correlated with the fact that EVERYONE reading this is just as speechless as I am right now! WOW.
It took me until seeing the pic tell I figured out who Jen's Aunt was.....I was thinking she just did'nt like cake pics...lol
LOL There are so many puns here that I didnt find them ALL after reading at least twice. This is perfect! lol Way to have that "happy period"!
I see it's that time of the month for cakes exhibiting all the signs of a stigmatic nun/priest to make their appearance.
WV - "suffu": Oh, how Jen and John suffu, bringing us these cake wrecks.
I'll just echo the label with an "ewwww!"
Wow, that's uncanny.
Maybe it's a "congratulations, we heard you aren't actually pregnant!" cake.
Yuck!
John, you kept up an excellent flow of puns. You really put your personal stamp on this post. You could probably publish a codex of these terms, proving that men see such humor too.
Ow. I think I strained a pun muscle.
I bet your aunt's name is Flo!
Oh. my. goodness. That is so bad. So, so bad. Unbelievable. Disgusting!
OMG all the wrecks you post are funny, but THIS one is special. it made me LOL, literally. i love the commentary too. to answer your question... yes. yes, they give me wings, to fly faster out of that bakery and find one that doesn't give my husband hives every month. :)
i think i just threw up in my mouth a little
Oh... my... That just... well it made me snicker a little bit. But still, oh... my...
You're terribly punny John! terribly! :p
That cake looks like it's been shot!
LMAO!!! It could only be better if it was say a Valentine's cake and they wrote "Always" on it!
I would like to thank you for the pants-wetting laughter I am currently experiencing. I would also like to send you the cleaning bill for the chair in which I am currently sitting.
Mental note - do not read Cake Wrecks when you have to potty.
Good Lord! You know, if they just put it in the bargain section and labelled it "Tres Leche Cake with Icing Mistake," it wouldn't have been nearly as disgusting. I would've thought, "Japanese flag," or "sunset." Instead, all I can think is "Why did I wear white pants without checking my calendar?"
WV: adotor. Take one regular cake and add otor.
Okay...I'm already sorry I just went there.
Thanks John, it IS appropriately labeled. You guys are twisted and love ya for that....
The comments section today has featured the terms "blood red nipple" and "Japanese porn." But I make a vague reference to PMSing and mine gets blocked. Go figure.
I'd comment, but I am laughing too hard.
ja ja ja!
What the...?? Sometimes people put strawberries on tres leches cakes, but what in the world is THAT?
That cake is getting a cramp too...
I guess I would sort of have my red wings after eating that..
Yikes.
Now see, when I saw the pic my first thought was boob with bright red nipple, it being a milk cake and all...but then I realized you were going for the period angle and I honestly don't know which one makes me want cake less...yikes!
How could they frost a tres leches cake?!
That just isn't right, period.
That's raunchy! Eww! Glad I didn't see that sitting on the shelf in the store!
My husband makes three milk cake at home for my kids. Its such a simple light and yummy cake. The red dot definately ruined it. Someone also needs to take a short video of the baker where someone point blank asks them what the hell they were thinking.
AAAAUUUUUGGGHH!!!
Is this turning into some kind of aversion-therapy blog?
Oy vey.
uh... gross.
......how can there be so many ingredients in a 3 milk cake...??
I thought it was a giant eyeball with a red pupil.