Friday
Nov052010
Tickle Tickle
November 5, 2010 And just like that, all of Josh's long years in therapy were undone.
Thanks, Dani E. That's one more memory I'll have to repress.
November 5, 2010 
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What's a Wreck?
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
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*shudder* UGH
Oh for pity's sake! That's the first time one of these posts had made me want to hurl! I have a really strong stomach, but that is just gross!
Is that a glove?
So. Very. Wrong.
And yet, so hilarious. I'm just glad it's not my cake.
No Comments at 3:53. Everyone is stunned into silence!
Oh, wow, I am speechless
Staci
Is that a glove? Ewww.
HOLY COW. That is about 800 kinds of creepy. As if the amputated hand isn't bad enough, they had to make it all broken finger-wiggly? Creepy. I think I need another shower today.
Those fingers look like they were cut off and (badly) reattached with superglue!
(Another Jen)
Oh my slew of obscenities!
This is just cussing horrible.
what does that even mean? Creepy thing hand coming at 'cha...
*gagging*
OMiGad! I just realized that hand is a latex glove filled with person colored icing.
OMG! A dismembered hand cake? Gross!!!! The 'tickle' tickle' just adds to the macabre ghastliness of it all.
Someone has a 'Thing' for you.
I cannot think of any reason, excuse, or situation in which this cake would be appropriate for a 30 year old man. O____O;
WV: halubet. They must've just made it for the halubet.
Do we know where that hand has been??? *tickle tickle*
Oh I'm scared! Now I need therapy!
o.O oh lordy.
What alien did that hand come from?
That is just so off-putting.
WV sednesse It is with great sednesse that I have to reject this cake.
That hand looks like a rubber glove filled with frosting or something, and then run over with a pizza cutter.
Or possbily stuck in a garbage disposal.
Yummy!
Oooh a two-fer!
Creepy. Reminds me of the campfire ghost stories of the severed hand of the escaped psycho from the institution looking for the rest of it's body.
wv: nuantsaf: Nuantsaf from the CLAW! Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
I'd still like a wall calendar please!
EEEUUUUWWWWW! Diana N
And the nightmares began all over again...
A severed hand makes ANY birthday cake complete, doesn't it?
Poor Joshua...
OMG that's creepy
Quite simply....disturbing. ;)
I cannot stop laughing
Hey. They spelled everything right! The design is carried out reasonably well, too. It's just deeply disturbing. But they spelled everything right! And the punctuation is unambiguous! It would be a win, but for the utter creepiness.
I cannot stop laughing
The caption had me laughing so hard. Funniest yet. So Gary Larson-esque. :D
All I have to say is.... "WOW."
Question...Is that the palm of the hand or the back?
Either way...((((shudder))))
The phrase "tickle tickle" makes this cake less "decapitated hand" and more "creepy memories"....and what kind of 30 year old wants a creepy hand cake???
Weird ... that's really not a strong enough word. Creepy, disturbing, bizarre, strange ... weird. Poor Josh.
OMG!! Who crushed poor Joshua's fingers!?!?! And on his birthday!! Oh dear, Joshua will never be able to paint again!!
:-)
YIKES! Run!
not on his birtholay!...Sad
3 words for you:
dis-tur-BING! :p
Scary! You know I was trying to figure out why the fingers were bent and folded so oddly - could that be a rubber glove filled with frosting???
*blink blink*
That is seriously terrifying. Why?!?! Why would someone order this?!
Am I seeing it wrong, or is actually a plastic glove filled and shaped?!?!
Ouch!
AUGH!
Creepy!
Makes me think of Road Kill.
My question is: what is the glove filled with? I vote for pureed ham salad or salmon mousse.
Huh. Wonder if it's red velvet inside.
Because nothing says "We love and appreciate you on your 30th birthday" like a rubber glove filled with goo on top of a cake...
I fear this sounds vulgar, but can it be more vulgar than that cake?
Is there somewhere that prostate examinations are compulsory at the age of 30? That was the implication that came to my mind. Otherwise there ought to be one heck of a personal inside joke to go along with it.
Kay
i love creativity when it comes to cakes but this one is just creepy.
Was that hand caught in a door or something?!?!