A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
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October 30, 2009 I can't think of a more Wrecktastic harbinger of Halloween happiness than this guy:
Yep, Mr. Bonehead here suuure is happy. How happy, you ask? Happy enough to say, "Look, ma! No hands!"
Dorei, just tell the kids it's a levitation trick. Which really startles the pumpkin.
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Reader Comments (170)
I see a naked snowman trying to be modest...
Gives a whole new meaning to "pumpkin patch" ewwww
That pumpkin looks pretty surprised....
Almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard. What a way to start a rainy, foggy, Friday.
You said soooooo much in such a few words.
Glad I wasn't drinking my coffee when that picture came up.
AWESOME.
Oh dear... If not for the snowman head and the horribly placed pumpkin the skeleton would actually be pretty good!
OMG!!!!!!
Why does Mr. Bonehead have such a big neck ? I feel like he has two...oh, nevermind.
All I could think was, boner. Sorry.
And just think---if it does not sell, they can replace the pumpkin with an oreo cookie and they are ready for Snowman !
The cake was funny enough on your own, but your caption took it to a whole other level. So hilarious!
Okay, now that is disturbing. And what's up with the big round neck? I think he swallowed a pumpkin at the same time as he seems to be "passing" a pumpkin. Awkward placement, for the win!
Am I the only one that started humming "D**** in a box" from SNL?
DUH! I didn't see the title!
Well, glad to know I wasn't the only one. lol
I'm thinking something along the lines of skeleton - boner....nah, nevermind!
Beth
LOL - that pumpkin sure does look startled, doesn't he?
That pumpkin has a really surprised look on it's face...
Looks like Mr. Bones has goiter problems as well. I blame having to concentrate so hard to keep that jack o'lantern afloat.
Happy Halloween!
Why on earth does he have 2 heads???
Best. Title. Ever.
WV- talitte: the skeleton used his unmentionables talitte the jack o'lantern.
surprise pumpkinsecks?
Wow. all the comments about the size of mr boner's neck, and nobody noticed that he's wearing a bow-tie!
I think the whole layout might actually be done on purpose by some sick twisted wreckerator out there.
Not to mention the skeleton has some sort of glandular problem...
Wow. You have to wonder what is in the heads of the bakers...Are they just underpaid high school kids who are testing what they can get away with, or did someone really make that and not look at or think about the implications....
Wow, I didn't realize goiters remained on the skeleton!
Thanks for the laugh this morning!!
WV: bagon
Bacon with a cold, of course
I'll grant that it is kinda cute if you look at it with a totally innocent mind.
I do NOT have a totally innocent mind. >:D
Mr. Snowman/Skeleton seems to have a serious goiter problem.
Wow...yeah just wow.
That wreckorator HAD to know what they were doing with this. They just HAD to. There is no other explanation I can come up with for it!
Thanks for the laugh!
I'm glad you gave this guy a post of his own. He deserves it.
This is Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg's next SNL short. D**k in a Gourd.
I'm not sure about that pumpkin, is that an Oh! face or an OOOOhh face?
I appreciate the less sexually-charged entries.
This is a low kind of humor... disappointing when you are capable of so much better. Don't go for the cheap laughs.
A holiday version for JT on SNL...
All I could see was that goiter. Ew.
poor pumpkin.
i mean, really.
there should be laws.
Oh my . . . that's just bad.
I guess Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake can make a new version for Halloween "____ in a Pumpkin"
Never mind the goiter, I don't think that what's implied to be behind the pumpkin remains with the skeleton, either! Sorry, guys.
Is that a pumpkin in your pants or are you just happy to see me? ;D
Immediately reminded me of Michael's costume on The Office last night!
Step 1: Cut a hole in the pumpkin
Step 2: Put your junk in that pumpkin
Step 3: Make her open the pumpkin
Happy Halloween folks! Can't wait to meet you in ATL Jen & John!
WV: eczarita - margarita style drink made from pumpkins that have previously had holes cut in them.
funny cake...but getting weary of the sexual connotation...seems like we're getting a lot of it lately :(
SAY, is that why the skelton has such a happy face?
Thank you for the biggest laugh I've had in weeks!
XD
This looks like some sick amalgamations of holidays. Snowman, skeleton and pumpkin? Christmas, Halloween and.... Thanksgiving? Yea, let's go with that...
Whaa??
WV: aembedp... I'm not even going to try...
This isn't a wreck as much as it is metaphysical perfection.
It also looks like he has a giant goiter...
OMG....that is great!!!!
Wow.
What a cake. Haha
~Amy B-H
That skeleton has a tragic case of Snowman Neck.
Teddy-
This is a blog. About bad cake decoration. If you want highbrow, go read some Balzac.