Wednesday
Jan212009
Why Suzy Needs Therapy
January 21, 2009 "Mo-ooom! Have you seen Giselle?"
"Suzy, what did I tell you about leaving your dolls lying around?"
"I don't know."
"You don't know? So you're telling me you don't remember any of the HUNDRED times I've warned you about leaving your toys strewn around the house?"
"No."
"So you don't remember what I said yesterday? About what would happen if I found your doll on the floor one more time?"
"Ummmm... Maybe you said something..."
[silence]
[whining] "But I want my dolly! You HAVE to give her BACK!"
"Oh, don't you worry, honey. I'm sure she'll turn up after dinner."
That's cold, Chad C. - real cold.
Reader Comments (290)
Uh, I don't get it. I mean most of the wrecks you can tell what they were going for, but this one I really just don't get.
It's obvious some people have an extreme deficit in the "visualization process". Creativity in the wrong hands is like roller skating with pencils in your mouth...
It might make a good turtle, anthropomorphic turtle, if the baker turned it upside down and instead of blue with flowers, went with turtle-shell greens, yellows, and browns. That is just ODD.
No lying, word verification is "baker"!!
What the heck?!?! That leaves me with my jaw hanging, completely speechless!
Well, that would be a great way to get my kids to quit begging for cake!
That is to disturbing for words.. I'm speechless. All I can say is WHY??
Do they really CUT the baby AND eat it?!
Oh God! Baby zombies are bursting through the petunias and coming for us!
Oh. My. Gawd. I just really don't know what else to say.
Someone gets PAID to make these things? That takes either fortitude or insanity. Or both. O_o
So, if the doll is actually a toy, wouldn't at least part of it be plastic? And wouldn't that melt in the oven?
I just showed this to my 5 year old DD,and her eyes grew really big and her mouth formed a perfect 0 and she said "Is that a real baby?" HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Hansel and Gretle's baby sister
One of those times I wish I could scrub my brain clean. Wow..just wow...
wv:fuzzymy I wish my brain could be fuzzy but I'm stuck with that image now *shudders*
This is sick. So sick. But the flowers are cute.
W.V. plesse: as in "Plesse, (pleading like) don't post any more baby cake wrecks!?
That's freaky. It's so realistic. Except for the bit about the baby being eaten by a cake.
Kristen said... Is that just a display rack the baby cake is on? Or is it an oven...sick, sick, sick!
I came to the same conclusion: it looks like an oven, but it's probably a rack in a display case. PLEASE let it be a rack in a display case!
So does that baby have a torso? If so how did they bake the cake?
2 questions..1. Did they actually bake the cake with the baby in it? And if they did how did the baby survive and not melt? 2. How do you cut that cake? Sorry I guess I had 3 questions
I thought of that scene in Willy Wonka where the girl turns into a blueberry!
Baby shower cake + cake designer/decorator who's obsessed with the movie Alien... What could go wrong?
(raises one eyebrow) Ummm- okay.(cocks head to the side) What concept, exactly, were they going for? If it really was because toys were left on the floor, then that's hilarious. That'll teach them! lol
WV: deout. I was on deouts with my children after I baked their toys into a cake.
That cake is just wrong. I do wonder, though, whether the "baby" portion of the cake is a plastic insert or a fondant masterpiece.
Baby, it's hot in here!
WTH?!?!?!
Words fail...
Oh sweet jeezus!!! LOL!
(word verification: shedlint...*snorts with laughter*)
I'm trying to work out whether it's a whole doll in the cake, or whether it was one of those ones with a fabric body and someone has actually spent time dismembering it to put it in a cake. Either scenario is pretty disturbing ...
First of all, it looks like a baby hatching from an Easter egg. Second, is it on a storage rack or in the oven?
Word Verification: chose
I can't believe someone CHOSE to make a cake like this!
We discovered a new species . The flesh eating cake
That's almost as weird as the baby cake.
WRONG!!!!
See Johnny! I TOLD you babies hatch from eggs!!
I think what is most disturbing is that it is very beautifully done. The design creeps me out, but the execution is flawless.
holy cripes on toast! That is an abomination, an anathema, an evil, plain horrible, and a down right shame! LOL. I'm just excited I used the word anathema in a sentence!
HAHA! This is great.
extremely bizarre.
Incredibly disturbing!
HOly crap, that's fat baby in the oven, Kate is gonna loose it!
BTW What the He 2 sticks is that????
THat is just too funny! In a disturbing kind of way, but too funny!~
Wait...how does that even work? wouldn't the doll melt or a least get singed in the oven? Reminds me of the Ramona Quimby story when she ruined Beezus' birthday cake by putting her doll named Chevrolet into the oven. (Chevrolet was pretending to be the witch in Hansel and Gretel.)
My first (well...actually second or third...) thought was that it would be kind of cute if the baby was sticking out the top because it would kind of look like it was wearing a wide hoop skirt!
The way it is though...that's just weird. I'd love to know the actual idea behind this.
And no one ever asked Mrs. Tylor to bake another cake for a baby shower after the last one tasted strangely of burned latex..
~Amy B.
I say the psycho music started playing when that was brought out!
I am having a really hard time figuring out what the decorator was going for??? Tiffany
That's creepy is what that is. Oi Vey.
What?! I'm staring at this in shock! And yet at the same time what a great way to get your kids to pick up their toys...
Oh but the pansy's on the sides are quite pretty. are they frosting or fake plastic?
That is seriously wrong on so many levels.
My 2 almost 3 year old summed it up for me...
"No momma, can't eat cake baby..."
Wow...whole new meaning to 'baby cakes'
BTW, we use baby dolls like that in our sunday school classes...
CREEPY
Bwahahahaha...that is so WRONG!