Hawaiians Weep Tonight

OK, everybody! Sing it with me!

We-e-e-e-EE-EE-e-e-e-we-oh-mum-a-weh
We-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-we....

What does
that saaay?

A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh

In the bakery, the mega bakery

Hawaiians weep tonight

In the bakery, the mega bakery

Hawaiians scream in fright.

A-weeee-e-e-e-eeeeee...

... flip-flop dismaaaaay.

A-weee-e-e-e-eeeeee...

... Those. Aren't. Okaaaaay.

Near the village, there's lava spillage

They may not last the night...

Near the village, the gummies pillage

Hawaiians flee their plight.

A-weeee-e-e-e-eeeeee...

... beach disarraaaaaay.

A-weee-e-e-e-eeeeee...

... throw that awaaaaay.

[wailing and instrumental solo]

Hush my darling, don't dare, my darling

That pineapple's not right...

Hush my darling, don't stare, my darling

HAWAIIANS WEEP TONIGHT.

HEP HEP!

Aloha OY! to Anony, Deirdre, Susan K., Melissa V., Lisa & Kate & Rob, Sophie J., Karen H., Alyssa B., Patricia M., Samantha M., And Christy J., for braving their various bakeries to send these to us. It's a jungle out there.

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Sexy Tractors & Pancake Dogs

It's Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day, minions, and if ever there was a holiday to celebrate with Cake Wrecks, this is it.

Can you guess which of these songs are real, and which ones I just now made up while giggling madly?

LET'S FIND OUT.

"My Dog Told You So"

You said he's just a mutt
But now you're on your butt
Don't gimmie no lip, 'cuz
My dog told you so

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"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"

She thinks my tractor's sexy!
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along

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"You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly"

You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling!
Oh, but looks ain't everything
And money ain't everything
But I love you just the same

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"Hold My Beer And Marry Me"

I'm drunk
Ohh whoa whoa
Drunk in love
You're all I'll ever want
So hold my beer
And marry me

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"Dropkick Me, Jesus"

Dropkick me, Jesus
Through the goalposts of life!
And over end neither left nor the right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Dropkick me, Jesus
Through the goalposts of life

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"If You're Lookin' For Lovin' Don't Sit On Her Dog"

That cushion made a yip
It was my one-way ticket trip
If you're lookin' for lovin'
Don't sit on her dog!

Thanks to Lisa Marie, Fiona, Sarah Z., Elizabeth C., Kelli M., & Jan W. for helping me fool John with at least one of these. How'd the rest of you do? :D

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