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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Thursday
Apr172014

Make Like A Bunny...

Look, I'm not saying I've inadvertently created a legion of gutter-minded wrecky minions - I'm NOT.

However, a lot of you keep sending me one particular design of Easter cake, claiming there's something a bit "off" about it.

At first I didn't see it.

"Aw, what's wrong with this one?"

 

But over time...

"Actually, this DOES seem a little... huh."

 

[head tilt]
"Well, maaaaybe..."

 

"OK NOW I SEE IT."

 

Actual conversation between me and John:

John: See what?
Me: C'mon. You don't see it? Not even with that last one?
John: No.
Me: So you don't feel that bunny is, say, rising to the occasion? Bursting forth with glorious song? Losing his head?

[hopeful pause]

John: You're a sick, sick woman.

 

So for my confused, innocent, mind-like-driven-snow readers (and husband) who still don't see a problem: allow me to tell you the tale of Wee Willy Winkie And His Stripey Easter Sock:

He had one.

THE END.

 

Thanks to Kim A., Bonnie S., Jessica R., Fiona H., Ashley W., & Anna C. for reminding us that the Fatal Attraction bunny is still worse.

No, no that one. THIS ONE:

 

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Reader Comments (54)

I saw something equally disturbing, but different.
To me it looks more like the rear view of a sitting woman with a few bunny droppings under her.
I wish I could see a penis.

April 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDee

Hmm... I honestly see nothing but some terribly made bunnies. :/
And I always thought I had such a dirty mind.

Willie, though... oh God. Beautiful.

April 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterEmma

Ok, I know what the purple thing *looks* like....but what on earth is it *supposed* to be?

April 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterNerfbomb

Did anyone catch the alluding reference? Or does that go without saying? Yay Robin Williams!

April 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterStacey

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