Make Like A Bunny...
Look, I'm not saying I've inadvertently created a legion of gutter-minded wrecky minions - I'm NOT.
However, a lot of you keep sending me one particular design of Easter cake, claiming there's something a bit "off" about it.
At first I didn't see it.
"Aw, what's wrong with this one?"
But over time...
"Actually, this DOES seem a little... huh."
[head tilt]
"Well, maaaaybe..."
"OK NOW I SEE IT."
Actual conversation between me and John:
John: See what?
Me: C'mon. You don't see it? Not even with that last one?
John: No.
Me: So you don't feel that bunny is, say, rising to the occasion? Bursting forth with glorious song? Losing his head?
[hopeful pause]
John: You're a sick, sick woman.
So for my confused, innocent, mind-like-driven-snow readers (and husband) who still don't see a problem: allow me to tell you the tale of Wee Willy Winkie And His Stripey Easter Sock:
He had one.
THE END.
Thanks to Kim A., Bonnie S., Jessica R., Fiona H., Ashley W., & Anna C. for reminding us that the Fatal Attraction bunny is still worse.
No, no that one. THIS ONE:
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Reader Comments (54)
I saw something equally disturbing, but different.
To me it looks more like the rear view of a sitting woman with a few bunny droppings under her.
I wish I could see a penis.
Hmm... I honestly see nothing but some terribly made bunnies. :/
And I always thought I had such a dirty mind.
Willie, though... oh God. Beautiful.
Ok, I know what the purple thing *looks* like....but what on earth is it *supposed* to be?
Did anyone catch the alluding reference? Or does that go without saying? Yay Robin Williams!