We're Pretty Sure It's Not About Drugs
February 18, 2014 [All together, now!]
Puff, the farting unicorn
;)
is so gas-sy.
He frolics with his wrecky friends
;)
in a chain store bakery!
Lounging Staypuft ponies
;)
love that rascal Puff.
But Sparkle Faceplant broke two legs
;)
when things got kinda rough.
Ohhhhh.....
Together they would hunt down
;)
all the zombie cookie fails.
And try to keep down incidents
;)
when ponies got impaled.
They never tease poor Pokey
;)
for his sad horn and mane.
But they steer clear of Horny here
;)
That guy is just insane...
[Whoa!]
Magical thanks to Leann S., Andrea and Anne-Marie S., Andrea McP., Cathy S., Allison H., Elaine E., Ladylockeout, and Stacey H., for helping me wreck one of the most depressing children's songs EVER.
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