Er Mah Gourd!
November 15, 2012 Eek! I forgot to mention yesterday what is possibly the most popular indicator of Fall - you know, the one you see in every coffee shop, restaurant, and bakery across the nation.
Yep, I'm talking about that ubiquitous Fall flavor:
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...Poop brûlée
Kidding, kidding. We all know the actual flavor of Fall is pumpkin:
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...with poop on top.
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Or on the side!
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Or just washed down the edges.
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Or whatever is happening here.
And when bakers aren't grossing us out with log-a-riffic "stem" action on their pumpkin cakes, they're busy gleefully spitting in the eye of Mother Nature:
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I can just imagine them dramatically twirling their mustachios now:
"Take THAT, nature, with your natural shapes, and your natural colors, and your sickening lack of spikes and crappy silly string. HA. Haha! AHAHAHAHAHAA!!"
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"Oh, and I always wanted my pumpkins to have a sphincter, so there."
Now, you might be questioning whether that is actually supposed to be a pumpkin.
First of all, NEVER QUESTION THE JEN.
Lest she speak of herself in the third person.
And second of all, of COURSE it's a pumpkin.
Can't you see that it's orange? And green? And brown?
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, YOU UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE PUMPKIN EATERS?
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Ah.
Well, don't you worry; the turkey cakes are coming.
Thanks to Carol W., Rheanne K., Dawn R., Brady, Julie P., Holley R., Jessica S., & Lisa S. for the excuse to type the following: Ermahgourd! Permpkins!
Reader Comments (67)
Jen, honey, have you been drinking a bit? Because none of those look like pumpkins. No need for the voice, but I am just sayin'.
Hahaa poo punkin post is the most fun of the day. Thanx CW :-)
@mel Cripes...I knew I shouldn't read this while eating dinner. *herk*
Ya'll are makin' me wanna barf here what wif your poopy cakes and poopy poems!! ;D Clever poems ladies!! Now, imma gonna go heave a barf bucket. ;D
Today's post is brilliant, as usual, but I didn't bust a gut until I started reading the comments... you guys make this the best site!
The third cake looks like some old green beans had the runs all over the pumpkin. Ugh.
Sharyn, that was a great serng!
And I vow to NEVER question the Jen, or her awesomeness.
Pumpkin sphincter says what?
OT: Browncoats 10th Anniversary F.T.W.
(we now return you to our regularly scheduled program)
Score:
Jen 3 (poop brulee, pumpkin with a sphincter, NEVER QUESTION THE JEN)
Shirley Fowley 1 (Calabashing)
Sharyn 4 (orangy poly, sphincter done with dollops, turkey you woud wallop, Swedish Chef)
kdot 1 (awesome offspring)
Ikwig 1 (good luck with the clever warning system)
mel the winner! (Fecal Cake Day) Yeah there were a ton of others in there. mel, but really- that's all I needed to know
p.s. I thought Craig was back and I was eagerly anticipating his rapier like wit. (SIGH) Theardare must have locked him in THE ROOM again.
The fifth one looks like a cross between poop and a bad toupee.
Well just when I thought I had seen all the weird poop pumpkins here come more lol. And now I am going to hide from the poo turkey cakes I just know are waiting for you to find. And get emailed with.. lol silly wreckerators.
Sara, more evidence of my comic past:
http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2012/4/20/cake-wrecks-gets-the-munchies.html#comment17788158
Haha this is brilliant. I can't even...where is my appetite? What is lunch? You need to do a Cakewrecks Diet Thanksgiving Special, to keep us out of the pumpkin strussel pies. UGH
And Sharyn, fantastic as always! :D hahaha
Keep making "ERMERGERD" or 'ERMERGOURD" or any combination jokes. They will ALWAYS make me laugh out loud!
The stars must be right, for I'm seeing a Cthulhu theme in #2 & #3, what with the tentacles and all. Of course, they're pretty much all on a #2 theme, but, hey. Love is a many-sphinctered thing, and, so, apparently are pumpkins. At least now we know where all the poo is coming from.
Help! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!!
Three also has a whole, green, floppy octopus sprawled on top.
Are these seriously professional cakes? How do these people get/keep their jobs???