Evil Gets... Evil-er
August 13, 2010 where nothing is safe...
and no one can be trusted...
"Like, ohmygawsh, Kelly! I know it's midnight and raining outside, but let's strip down to our bras and go running through the woods! What could possibly go wrong?"
[blood-curdling scream]From the people who brought you:
Butterflies from Hell,
Night Hugs from Hell,
Underwater Zombie Ballerinas (Also from Hell,)
and Gigli,
comes the most horrifying psychological thrill-ride blood bath you will ever wish you could un-see.
"Thank you for the teddy bear, mommy! I love him SO MUCH, and I'm glad he's not creepy and won't kill us in our sleep or anything!"
[blood-curdling scream][pulling back shower curtain]
[blood-curdling scream]
When the streets are paved with evil... and the nights are filled with... evil...
"Gosh, I'm so glad you came over to make out with me while I'm babysitting tonight. Maybe I should just go check on the baby... in the attic... in my high heels... in the dark... in my bra... alone... while you go get pizza.
[pulling back blanket]
[blood-curdling scream]
{Crazy maniacal Leprechaun laugh}[blood-curdling scream]
This Friday the 13th, terror gets its just desserts.
Hell's Bakery... from Hell.
In 3D.If you can't stand the heat... you're probably about to get murdered.
Reader Comments (170)
Brilliant!
Something seems to be wrong in the embed code of the movie. Like its right side was truncated. I think the "trailer" is supposed to be wide-screen but the embed code is for regular.
Ha ha ha! That was FANTASTIC!
For us readers of Cake Weaks Friday the Thirteen is not a bad luck day, it's a wonderful funny day. You've done it again. Thank-you
Arrgghhh! The babyface flower cupcake is horrifying! I wish I could unsee it!! Also, the video won't work for me which is also making me scared. Or disappointed. Or both. I'm sending you my therapist bills
BEST. POST. EVER.
You guys seem to really enjoy making these videos and I'm glad you do because I really enjoy watching them. They're always quite funny.
That was the awesomest evil promo trailer from Hell ever.
You need minions after that one!
Best. Post. Ever. Especially. The. Video!!!!
Standing O, people... standing O!!!
EPIC EVIL! I heart this!
I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The post was hilarious...but the video was pure awesome. I was crying with laughter. It is epically wonderful.
In my morning ritual I always read Cakewrecks followed by icanhascheezburger. Today's Cakewrecks post was followed by http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/08/13/funny-pictures-must-not-sleep/" rel="nofollow">this as the first icanhascheezburger picture.
Serendipity I tell you.
WV: ganutest - ganutest the wreckerators grasp on reality?
Oh man, that trailer is SOLID GOLDEN. You could make a game out of name those movie clips!
The tagline also was fantastic. Thanks for making my Friday!!!
that... scarred me... for life....
and i love all the Labyrinth clips in the trailer ^^
hehe...
EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I think the last cake is suppose to be a cheshire cat??? Love, Love, Love the video! Keep them coming!
omg - that was the BEST!!! From Hell! You guys are my favorite sociopaths!!!!
Today is my birthday and that was the greatest gift! I love your site, your witty ass humor, and of course the fantastical wrecks! You guys are fantastical!
That trailer made me laugh so hard, I had tears in my eyes! The Gigli reference sent me over the edge.
Hell's Bakery... FROM HELL!
LMAO!
woohoo! Another video! I love it!
1. That was awesome.
2. That video was awesomer.
3. Labyrinth!!!!
4. That is all.
Laughed til I cried! At work!
Freaking brilliant. Well done.
That. Was. Epic.
I kinda like that last one. Sadly, it's a cookie, but it's CHEERY!
Creepy kids, and poo pets,
They're all Cake Wrecks.
Babies get cut down to size,
and cupcakes have a gross surprise,
Now I can't get it out of my head,
No, I can't get it out of my head,
Now my cake world is gone for dead,
Now I can't get it out of my head,
Thanks to Jen.
Sharon's Edible Art
Can you imagine even contemplating eating that little baby face cupcake? What kind of a psycho would you have to be to dream of sinking your teeth into that?!?!
That was hilarious. Kudos to you. I really enjoyed this post.
the baker found the decapitated dog's head in his bed after falling foul of the Mafia
Today's post is so evil, you would say it's EE-vel, like it's the fru-its of the De-vel.
And the comment about "in my bra," so true. LOL.
You guys continue to outdo yourselves! Very funny as it was, but the video really makes it the best.
WV: expess--I cannot expess my gratitude for the laughs, or my horror at those cakes.
OMG! The cakewrecks themselves are creepy enough - then you had to add the video!
LOL - loved it.
The first one looks like Kate Monster turned into a junkie and is jonesing. YIKES.
Wow. I can't thank you enough for the brilliance of this trailer; my string of Friday-the-13th bad luck started a day early, and I so needed a good laugh. You rule.
Love it! :D
Bravo on the movie trailer! Very well done! :D
Thanks for the wonderful post to lighten up my Friday the 13th!
You are my new favourite person ever.
my world . . . it has been rocked.
thank you, number one.
xoxo
The baby face cupcake is TERRIFYING! Just awful!
"...and Gigli"
Remind me not to drink water while I'm reading this - I almost had a serious incident.
thank you thank you thank you
Having read out the text in suitable voice for me and my dearest to enjoy, to be able to see it brought to life on the small (evil) screen was just wonderful :o)
Cannot get over how you seriously used Labyrinth clips in that vid. Blood-curdling horror flick that it is. (Well, there are the tights). I am forever in awe of your thematic cake-grouping skills.
It was as if Wes Craven did a guest post.
I just love you guys so, so much.
(P.S. Nice job sneaking some Labyrinth in there. I approve!)
"Terror Get's It's Just' Dessert's"
Well played, J&J. Well played.
Love the liberal use of punctuation and the appropriate misspelling of "deserts" (given the context). Much squeeing from this word nerd.
Hilarious! I watched it in the dark. In my bra.
Okay, that had me howling with laughter - especially all the "from hell" parts. Best movie preview ever. Bravo!
Fabulous movie!! You guys are so creative!
Baby face flowers? Ahhhh! I really loved the video trailer my wife and I are still laughing our butts off... From HELL....
First the singing video, and now this! I love the videos! Keep making videos! =D
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.