Monday
Apr192010
Taking the Mickey Out of 'Em
April 19, 2010 Everybody sing!
Who's the one that can't be made
into a CCC?
M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E!
And who's the one that looks like he
Would like to break your knees?
M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E!
Mickey Mouse!
We think that's him!
Mickey Mouse!
Orange you glad?
Bump badump badump badump baDUMP!!
[Singing slower with sad faces]
Who's the leader of the cluuub...
That's maaade for you and meeee?
M-I-C...
"C" is for "copyright violation!"
...K-E-Y...
Why? WHY? WHY?!?
M-O-U-S...
EEE-AAAAUUUGH!!!
Ted, Shelly, Dana C., Amanda L., Colleen B., Stephanie, Jennifer D., & Dana C., I think the creepy tongue adds character. *Badumpbum* And in all fairness, that last one could be a really, really bad Princess Leia cake.
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Reader Comments (216)
Wow, just, wow, great commentary on this one Jen, I was stifling lots of giggles at my desk.
they're all awful, but green mickey is the most appetizing--I think it's an ice cream cake!
Woah. OMG!
I bet and Chris was so happy when he got his cake!!!
Whoa!!
I think that I may have some of this figured out. (!!!)
Someone there just got their Disney characters stewed up a tad.
(Can't get cheap enough help these days, y'know.)
That "Mickey" is likely SUPPOSED to be Dopey! It's the correct shade of green for Dopey's robe thingy, and...and...
That's all I've got.
And that's what I get for expecting this S*** to make SENSE.
=^>.<^=
The last one is the love child of Princess Leia and Elvis.
Happy Butthelay? Really?
"WOW" indeed.
As for the last one...is it too soon for Michael Jackson jokes?
If not, it looks like he and that strange Mickey shared the same plastic surgeon. Or is this what he had the baker create for a treat at his sleep overs? Ewww.
wv: dinaty. Mickey's dinaty deserved better then this.
Nah. That orange thing is Mighty Mouse. Couldn't say why but I thing Mighty Mouse, not Micky. Despite the plastic critter perched on his ear.
I think the last one is actually a Little Richard cake.
That first one made me think of Jay Leno's chin.
Ahahahaha you saved the best for last! ;)
I missed an episode of South Park wherein my Main Mouse Mickey beat the crap out of the Jonas Brothers!??!?! Damn it.
That said... Wow. Just... Wow... Mickey gets no respect.
Totally called it. See my comment above.
mickey's ears should be 85 degrees apart, and they should be 55 degree ellipticals. so there!
You know the game where you try to find 'hidden' Mickeys...well I think these needed to STAY hidden. Yeeeeeikes.
Well, to be fair, none of these cakes have to deal with copyright violation, since you would have to be able to recognize what was being copied.
The last one sotr of looks like Michael Jackson...........
In addition to the FINE decorating skills, one must commend the photographers who chose to take their photos upside down. I suppose it was necessary, if stealth is required?
I'm glad I'm not the only one to immediately see felix the cat with round ears for the third one. Ha ha
-M Hopes
Woah, that last one... Jeez! O_o
SO glad I'm a facebook fan! I was having a bad day at work until I saw these and I actually laughed out loud!
BTW, I'm making a Mickey cake and cupcakes (NOT a CCC) for a friend's child's b-day. Hope they turn out better than THESE! Makes me realize that I'm more talented than some professionals!
That last one has to be Michael Jackson!
That last one looks like Michael Jackson!
Note to self, if I ever feel like making a Mickey Mouse ccc, just make a bunch of groups of three.
Oooh, lobsterjohnson beat me too it--I immediately went to find that Achewood to post when I saw this. I hope none of these caused a baby otter to sob in his bed.
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08122004
My three year old keeps telling me the second to last Mickey Mouse cake "has make-up on it"
I think the client probably said, "Write 'Happy Birthday' and 'Chriss' on it."
Who's the maker of this cake that's made for you and me? C-A-K E-S-P O-I-L-E-R. Cake spoiler! Cake spoiler!
(Wrecker doesn't fit. What?)
The fourth cake looks like it spent a little too much time with the Jersey Shore kids
I had a Mickey cake one year for my Birthday. The bakery used a ton of this black gel stuff for his ears and nose. Everybody's teeth turned grey and our lips were black. It made for some very interesting photos!
I think that last one is the love child of Princess Leia and Elvis, just saying.
<< that last one could be a really, really bad Princess Leia cake. >>
Children attempt to identify with these characters.
Children attempt to identify with these characters?
It all makes sense now, never-mind. ;x
(in my best Yoda voice) Doomed we are.
~Mir
Ah yes! Someone else sees that one of them is a rounded eared Felix the Cat :D
Thank you for the laugh at work today!
I am going to have to stop reading these while the kids are sleeping, as I've woken them up again. K-E-Y- Why, why, WHY??? had me snorting.
Wowza - and I just went to Disney's Animal Kingdom when you posted those Mickey Mouse cakes today!? How coincidental!
I think the third one was Felix the Cat. Or possibly the offspring of Mickey Mouse and Felix the Cat. Which is a kind of terrifying thought.
No wonder I never liked Mickey Mouse!
Mickey can be made into a fantastic CCC, but I won't share that since you all think CCC can never be cute. ;)
The last one scares me, possibly because it looks like Michael Jackson with Princess Leia hair *shudder*.
One of the few occasions it's appropriate to sing the Mickey Mouse March in a minor key.
The only other time it would be appropriate is at Mickey's funeral.
By far my favorite post you've ever writen. So funny.
uggh that last one looks like an unholy love child of mickey mouse, zombie michael jackson, and princess leia. ::hides under the covers::
wv: slynizin. i'm afraid that terrifying CCC is going to try slynizin into my house when i'm asleep.
I'm pretty sure that last one is a Michael Jackson death mask . . . you know the old cake tradition.
Are you sure those are Mickey?? I think they might be Epcot. You can tell by the font :)
What kind of carcinogen makes icing black? Why would you want to use it?
Wow... that was kinda like a rorschach test. The green one? That was "C" is for copywrite violation? I totally saw Goofy instead of Mickey. Go figure.
Radioactive mutant Mickey is messing my perception...he's right-side up, but the world is updside-down! Arrrgh!
all I can say is OMG!
I like the orange one. Mice really shouldn't get spray tans (I guess mickey learned that one the hard way)
Anyone else notice the last disaster is based on a heart shaped cake? They just can't help themselves, trying to recycle Valentine cakes. Give up!
All of these look like they were created by someone who had Mickey described to them by someone else who saw an out-of-focus picture of him, twenty years ago...
My hat's off to you, John. That parody brings back memories. Sadly -- or fortunately, depending on how you look at it -- the cakes do not.