Somebody Check Those Brownies...
November 3, 2010 And it's really not pretty.
Sure, that makes sense. Really. And go ahead and just put it out there on the shelf with all the other cakes, like it's not weird. Go on. Thaaat's it. Perfect.
How nice of them to write, "It's A TACO."I guess there wasn't room for "It's A TACO, IDIOT."
"Ooooh, or PIZZA! Man, I am seriously jonesing for some pizza right now."
My friends, there is officially a first time for everything. Including albino pizza.
Oh, and "Albino Pizza" is the cool band name of the day. Tell your friends.
"Dude. Dude. Dude. LISTEN.
"We have GOT to get some fries."
"Aw, YES! From Mickey D's!"
"No way, man, I don't like the way their burgers look at me. So not cool."
(Admit it: a drug-induced hallucination would explain a lot here.)
"K, dude, forget the fries. We need something, like, totally bad for us. Something...AMAZING. Something like...onion ringos.
"Yeah, totally. What are onion ringos?"
"DUUUUDE. C'mon. Onion ringos? Like, with the beer batter and ketchup?
"OOOH. Right. Onion ringos. Yeah. Totally."
Totally.
[snicker]Giveaway update: Congrats to our book/calendar winners MK, Togetherforgood, Sgalloway, & the Wendy who wrote, "Brown chicken, brown cow!" Plus our Facebook winners Bronwyn Harris and Maria Huitron. Please e-mail us your mailing addresses, guys.
And for the rest of you: leave a comment on this post for a chance to win your choice of an autographed copy of Cake Wrecks or the new Cake Wrecks wall calendar. Then watch our Facebook page for more chances to win exclusive CW pin packs!
Winners will be announced in tomorrow's post.
Reader Comments (545)
Love today's blog ... I don't think I've laughed this hard, this early in the morning in quite some time!
Thank you for making me laugh this morning! It is much needed after waking up to very, very disappointing election results from across the country!
Also, I could really go for some albino pizza right now...
That burger was just creepy! Love your posts :)
That hamburger w/eyes was whackadoo! I quickly scrolled down so my 3 yr old wouldn't see it and freak out!
Does the pizza say Pizza "Poo"rty? mmmm, those aren't pepperoni
The onion ringo cake made me gag a little!
wv: bledg- exactly how I felt when I saw that cake!
LOL! Of course Taco Bell would support it!
I'm not gonna lie, I do love cereal, and I love cake... Personally, I have the urge to break the packaging open and use the spoon to start shoveling crunchy, fruity, caky goodness into my face! Maybe that's why this a combo that's best kept private, and not on display at the grocery store?
WV: Sessesse: what I thought when I saw scary burger face, "Se-s-se-s-seeee, it's staring at me!"
I don't know--the taco kinda looked like a hot dog to me.
Some wrecks you think, OK the decorating could have been better, but you eat it anyway.
These--I don't think I'd be eager to dig in to any of them.
Not enough sugar in the buttercream... they have to add fruity pebbles?! hehe. And I don't know what an onion ringo is... but based on that picture, I don't want to know!
Bill and Ted were the commentators for me today. And the Taco Bell sign was priceless! Thanks for the laughs!
Jolene B.
Dude... when I said I wanted to get baked I meant...
oh...frosted onion rings...could there be anything better?
That's one of my husbands common sayings when seeing the wrecks "were they on crack when they decorated this?"
Love the Taco Bell sign!
I'm trying to figure out what universe contains a celebration that actually needs a cereal cake? Ever.
Last year for my son's Spongebob birthday party, I made "crabby patties" using brownies & cupcakes, & fries using sugar cookies, ala Bakerella. WTH are these fries made out of???
Love the Taco Bell sign....lol!!!!!
I sense an ill-begotten movie sequel coming on. . .
"Harold and Kumar go to the Bakery"
:D Pick meeee!
The burger with the face looks like a nightmare I had the other night after eating a burger at midnight.
word ver. anklis- My anklis swelled up after eating those french fries.
I've always wondered about those Taco Bell employees.
What, you don't put fruity pebbles on ALL your food?? Clearly you haven't lived!
This is my first time posting, but I'm a long time admirer.
I think I look at your site with my 2 year old next to me a little TOO often, because she looked at these pictures and proclaimed "CAK! CAKE! CAKE!"
Either that, or I make really funny looking cakes, too.
Taco Bell supports Prop 19?
.........that would explain a lot.
enchuritos.
mexi pizza.
the entire work crew.
it all seems to make sense now!
I'm a little worried about those mini-burgers where the 'beef' seems to be oozing. ewwww.
Love that the taco bell sign put LOL too.
Is it entirely wrong that I want to eat that taco? I'm from the UK and never had one. But I think my head might be confused... cake/taco/cake/taco... lol
OMG the Fruity Pebble Cake is kinda Freaky Looking
Pick me a fellow Floridian! FYI-- There is a linked Suggestion to buy a "Cake Wrecks" Book on Amazon athe the bottom of a link roundup (Tues, Nov 2nd), right after a mosterous cake link, over at the Super Punch blog (My other favorite!) Awesome!!! -Tray
That Taco Bell sign was amazing! My favorite cake was the burger face cake.
Oooh I forgot John wanted sexy comments.
Wow, can you believe Ewan McGregor does the laundry and cooks dinner?
Man, im getting diarrea from LOOKING at those onion ringos...and to be honest, thats kind of what they look like!
also, that angry burger will give me nightmares.
I think that's one of the few uses of "lol" that I can actually condone. That and when there's a cat attached.
I'd love your book!
Is anyone else grossed out by those two mini burgers with the frosting fries? The burgers are MELTING out the bun. I am thinking that it is looking a little like, well, not a burger. It's too disgusting to say what it really looks like!
That taco bell pic is awesome. (Book please! :))
If the prop had passed, we would have bought stock in Frito Lay!
http://agirlinherkitchen.blogspot.com
I love the "prop 19" feel of this whole post, lol!
Ok so here is my bid for the book or calendar......uhhhhemmm,I am a transplant from Texas to Massachusetts......FREAKING MASSACHUSETTS, I am cold man really really cold! Oh and not only did I live in Tx before but it was SOUTH Texas! I was in Corpus Christi less than a year ago where it would get 60 degrees and people would pull out their down jackets.
So that's my sad puppy eyed comment to hopefully win!
Taco Bell sign for the win!
Sooo.....can I have a book? please. :oD
If I were a cake decorator, I would definitely draw angry hamburgers. It's a metaphor.
Also, do the french fries on the McDonald's cake look disturbingly real to anyone else?
Nah man....What we TOTALLY need is Pizza Tacos....topped with Onion Ringos!!! YEAH...That would totally ROCK DUDE
Mmmm...now I want some Taco Bell.
I would love to win!
Nomnomnom TACOS!
I love this site. It helps curb the sugar cravings I have and, from the food cake, it now officially curbs my cravings for fast food...
That onion ringo cake, while distrubingly unrealistic and a bizarre choice of cake to create, just gave me a craving for some onion rings. And some cake.
Normally I really like sweets disguised as savory foods (Bakerella totally rocks this catagory!) but this is something else entirely.
I made a pizza cake for my daughter's birthday one year--I made a single layer yellow cake, frosted the top with red frosting, and used shaved white chocolate as mozzarella cheese. She and her friends loved it, anyway. Next time, though, I'll slightly warm the chocolate so it resembles shredded mozzarella instead of grated Parmesan.
wv: acaci--Acaci that your wreckerators have a serious case of the munchies.
I was picturing my brother & his friends back in the days when I was their designated driver and they had serious munchies. Thanks for the laughs!
I think I'm forever turned off of onion rings after seeing that cake LOL