Tuesday
Oct052010
Instant Manliness®!!!
October 5, 2010 Are you tired of girly cakes? Does the sight of icing flowers disgust you? Are you afraid all of your birthday cakes are doomed to look like this?
WAH wah waaaah...
"If only my cake was more manly..."
Well, worry no more, sad Keanu! Introducing the new "Instant Manliness Cake Decoration Kit®!!!"
With the "Instant Manliness Cake Decoration Kit®," any cake can be a MAN'S cake!Just look at the difference!
Bam! 
Now that's manly!
Also try our "Instant Manliness Father's Day Cake Decoration Kit®!"
Can you feel that?!?That's chest hair. And it's growing. Booya!
Thanks to Bradley G., aka the "Manly Brad-inator." [Crushing beer can against head and burping] Wreck on, dude.
Reader Comments (61)
Lol yay to sad Keanu. Now his cakes are manly. Who knows if they are edible but at least they aren't mutating into weird alien things..yet.
Great stuff! I love Keanu:)
Anna
http://pipeno.pipeno.com/Article/CEO-Insights/The-Story-of-Pipeno-and-Anna-s-Journey-as-a-Writer
The Ink Child provided the link I was going to provide. This whole "not manly enough" thing is EVERYWHERE.
First of all, I LOVE this site, especially the wide variety of allusions (the archived Pirate cakes post with the Pirates who Don't Do Anything reference has been my favorite thus far).
But I'm wondering if I should be offended that enjoying a site about mangled cake decorations apparently makes me an overweight soccer mom...or at least, one would assume so due to the fact that the banners that repeatedly pop up here are for Weight Watchers, plus-sized clothing, cell phones, and household appliances (specifically washers & dryers)...I know you don't control the ads and they really don't bother me...I actually found the automated ad selection a bit amusing, & wondered if anyone else had noticed...
Omg, happy Keanu just made my freaking day. Srsly.
At times like these, I almost wonder if the cake wasn't meant to be a joke...Of course, in that case, only the man *would* buy the joke cake...
This post had me laughing out loud. Love it!
I have to say, this may be my favorite Cake Wrecks post of all time. I just can't stop giggling. "If only my cake was more manly" - snort!
A gun would also make any cake a manly cake.
Craig said:
If someone put a roll of duct tape and a can of WD-40 on a cake, now we're talking! Representations of these things, I hasten to add, not the contents. Gotta spell things out in case any wreckerators are lurking. Otherwise, one could fully expect to see a cake mummy-wrapped in duct tape and marinated in the stuff of 1001 uses. Not good eats.
Please, please, please, please find a duct taped cake and post it. PLEAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hilarious! Great stuff. Still laughing. ;) xx